Posted on 08/10/2022 1:59:36 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A naked Florida man threw a machete at another man and tried to rob him of his clothes on Monday, authorities said.
Deputies responded to an area near the Volusia County Fairgrounds shortly before 10 a.m. after a surveyor reported that a naked man approached him with a large machete-style knife, the Volusia County Sheriff's Office said.
The victim told deputies that the suspect was picking palmetto berries in the woods and ran out of the brush brandishing the machete and demanding his clothes, wallet and phone.
He said he began to give the items over to the suspect when the naked man hurled the machete and a handful of berries at him. Deputies said the handle of the machete hit the victim in the chest and he wasn’t injured.
The suspect fled into the wooded area and took off in a white Dodge Challenger, the sheriff’s office said.
A responding deputy realized the circumstances and suspect description were similar to another incident in August 2021 involving a man named Brandon Wright, who was found running naked in the same area, according to authorities.
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pavement had to be hot
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Weenie roast
I just came here for the Terminator pic. Wasn’t disappointed.
Luke 22:36
“He said to them, ‘But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.’”
I think he realized that having no cloak was drawing too much attention. Plan B.
Until I saw the suspect’s photo I thought this was about Hunter Biden.
Maybe he’s originally from Brandon, Florida.
Maybe if the Volusia County district attorney is a Soros-bought drone, and even then, he might be cautious with such a case, since the Hillsborough Soros attorney was suspended by De Santis for refusing to enforce certain state laws.
Maybe this one qualifies for a Mangled Genitals Ping.
I refrain from being impressed...unless he did that with both hands behind his back. Run!!
Maybe this will be on OPNation tonight. Volusia County is one of the areas they cover.
OPNation is the new LivePD. Same show and hosts but on Reelz.
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