Aging is NOT funny!

email from a friend | 7/30/2022 | multiple

[sodpoodle]

We’ve seen many of these before and some are funnier than others, hopefully they will make you smile.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

I find myself wondering more about the hereafter. I go into a room and say to myself, “Now what did I come in here after?”

[sodpoodle]

I wonder what the age breakdown of Freepers is, I expect many of us are in our 70’s and 80’s.

[sodpoodle]

BTW that was good;)

[dfwgator]

“At this point, if I take very good care of myself, I’ll eventually get sick and die!” - Rodney Dangerfield

[7thson]

Here is another one -

"Getting old ain't for sissies."

[M Kehoe]

Thanks for the post.

“The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.” - Will
Rogers

Actually that started for me the first day I ETS from the Army. Now, I wouldn’t even wait in line for water.

Oh, and I’m going to be late for my funeral too.

5.56mm

[null and void]

The older I get the less the possibility of life in prison is a deterrent...

[kosciusko51]

I can relate to this one:

“The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.” - Will Rogers

[Fai Mao]

I am so old when I go to the Chinese Buffet I can remember when General Tso was a 2nd Lieutenant.

[dfwgator]

“I’m so old, I don’t even buy green bananas anymore.”

[Pollard]

“Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” -

“Nobody expects to trust his body much after the age of fifty.” - Alexander Hamilton

Ten years ago, in my mid 40s, I tore down a two story house by hand in a heat wave with temps around 108 degrees. No way I could to it now.

[dearolddad]

Here is another one -

I don't know how to act my age. I've never been this old before.

[zeebee]

The older I get, the more intolerant I become.

[aquila48]

“First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” - Leo Rosenberg “

LOL - luckily I’m not quite there yet.

[Gen.Blather]

“I wonder what the age breakdown of Freepers is, I expect many of us are in our 70’s and 80’s.”

Seems to me somebody several years ago posted a “tell us your age” thread. As you can imagine, a lot of us contentious old coots responded acerbically. But the average was in the sixties.

If you were to ask a question like, “who remembers when silver coins were in circulation” that would be telling. (Damn! American coinage was beautiful to behold.)

[4yearlurker]

I don't mind dying,I just don't want to be there when it happens-Woody Allen. Time is a glutton that eats up life-Red Skelton.

[muir_redwoods]

Don’t worry about old age, it doesn’t last very long.

[Born in 1950]

The key is to stay active. Keep a project going.

This week, for example, I'm considering changing which pocket I put my ear buds case in.

I have to admit, though, the indica just makes me want to relax.

[kosciusko51]

I wouldn’t say “intolerant”, just less tolerant of 🐃💩.