White House expected to name monkeypox coordinator

CNN ^ | 7/25/22 | Kaitlan Collins and Maegan Vazquez

[Lockbox]

The White House is working on naming a monkeypox coordinator as they prepare for the possibility of more cases emerging within the United States.

[teeman8r]

buttitgoods is my guess or his “wife”

[Boomer]

Who better than a butt pounder. Bootygeg.

[matthew fuller]

Sounds like a perfect job for Kamela!

[dsrtsage]

Buttjuice already knows all the ins and outs

[JudyinCanada]

Ha! Seems to me half the people in the WH are already coordinating Monkeypox!

[absalom01]

That’s been the primary messaging for weeks now.

It’s obviously spreading primarily in and by a certain demographic that must be protected at all costs. It’ll be amusing to see how this gets played this time around though, so many possibilities for dark humor.

One might wonder how this will affect messaging for the rest of summer’s “drag queen story hours” at the local library, for instance.

[Niteranger68]

Bawney Fwank is still available...for now.

[samadams2000]

Please. Scare rump Rogers across the fruited plain. Name Camala.

[M Kehoe]

Is Jocelyn Elders still alive?

She will also recommend masturbating six feet from a partner.

CDC should love her.

5.56mm

[bort]

Pete Buttigieg?

[Timber Rattler]

Mayor Pete?

[hemogoblin]

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[JustaTech]

“Michelle” Obama. Gets her foot (and whatever else) in the government/public service door to help set “her” up for a run for POTUS.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Have Buttigieg do it. He’s not doing very well with transportation.

[Tallguy]

They need to give the job to Pete Buttigieg. At least he might be able to grasp the fundamentals of this job.

[Tennessee Nana]

A pox on the House of Biden ...

[Autonomous User]

Is this you, Dean Wormer?

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LOL! :)

[MtnClimber]

Pete Buttigigger is the perfect person to coordinate the spread of monkeypox.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Buttplug would be my nomination too.