Let’s all call in and say” I’m the one who did it.” After millions of calls, they’ll give up looking. It was a public service in my mind.
Excellent plan. “I am Spartacus!”
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Well, technically, we could get in trouble for making a false report.
Maybe we can call the sheriff’s office and give our name and number and ask them to call us when they catch the person so that we can contribute to his bail fund.
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So, roughly 70% of the country are not that stupid.
“I contributed by praying for it to happen”