I’m going with “You Never Even Called Me By My Name” by David Allen Coe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_qfujQ_jTQ
That is at least the perfect country & western song.
I like that a lot.
But this is still the greatest Country song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyTOZCfp8OY
LOL Definitely a fun song…especially in a bar, with everybody boozily and loudly singing along.
“Let me, let me, let me….!”
I drank a lot of beer to that song.
my favorite David Allen Coe is
Would You Lay With Me (In a Field of Stone)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1L-QbkZ44k
🥰
I saw Steve Goodman perform this live at the Cellar Door in DC not too long after he and John Prine wrote. One of the best shows I ever saw at that venue and they had some really good shows.
I like that one, particularly the Steve Goodman versions. :^)
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%E2%80%9CYou+Never+Even+Called+Me+By+My+Name%E2%80%9D