How to have SEX with monkeypox: CDC releases bizarre guide telling patients to 'keep their clothes on' or 'masturbate six feet from their partner' if the urge arises while infected

UK Daily Mail ^ | June 16, 2022 | Luke Andrews

[DoughtyOne]

“:^)

[M_Continuum]

😲

[JudyinCanada]

And these are the miscreants who continually make fun of God’s design and instruction for a good life.

[Blood of Tyrants]

How about just having a little self control for awhile?

[catnipman]

for low info voters (democrats) here's a handy CDC poster guide that should be hung in your bedroom (or where-ever):

[central_va]

Body condoms.

[Trumpisourlastchance]

It’s amazing how Putin/Russia keep doing these things to us.

[faithhopecharity]

This kind of sex is recommended for commies Nazis and other DNC political hacks

[jpp113]

What do you think the DNC political hacks do all day anyway? Play with themselves because, in their minds, no one else is smart enough or worthy enough. Leftists have a jesus-complex and believe they are the saviors.

[JohnBovenmyer]

CDC left off the explanatory note that all the long haired persons depicted were drag queens or trannies. All the short haired persons were gay men. Any binary straights were using biblical social distancing and looking away lest their 🍿 be over salted.

This month’s slogan: pride goeth before…

[BipolarBob]

My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.

I asked why?

He said because I'm trying to examine you.

[dforest]

Oh vomit. How about abstaining? Or are you too weak and pathetic to control your rutting to quit spreading the funkypox?

[Clarancebeaks]

Avoid casual sex and orgies when possible. Glory holes. They are talking about pure fag sex. Don’t warn the fags. They won’t listen anyway. Let them all become pox ridden lepers and maybe they will die out.

[left that other site]

how romantic!/s

[NetAddicted]

Does monkeypox leave scars, like chicken pox can?

[NetAddicted]

:(

[NetAddicted]

BINGO!

[faithhopecharity]

You may have a point there

[Billthedrill]

Wait a minute - has this advice been scientifically tested? Is there a team at the CDC who masturbates at various distances to verify this figure? Has anybody actually had sex through a shower curtain to test the hypothesis? What did that job description look like?

[NetAddicted]

Yes, monkeypox leaves scars: https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/health/monkeypox-leave-scars-experts-symptoms-24024338