Man Shows Wife How To Close The 8,537 Browser Tabs She Has Open

BabylonBee.com ^ | 4-18-2022 | Babylon Bee

[servo1969]

[shotgun]

Never, ever touch my disintegrating t-shirts!

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Does she know how to flush the toilet?
He may have already taught her that.

[servo1969]

I can relate. On the rare occasion I use my wife’s phone I’ll notice she has around 47 tabs open.

[DoodleBob]

[BBQToadRibs2]

I do have a Led Zeppelin concert t-shirt from college, which was 35+ years ago. Needless to say, it doesn’t fit.

[Mr. K]

" led her husband to the closet to show him how to throw away his 141 old, disintegrated t-shirts."

I'm not seeing the relevance...? If nothing else, these T-shirts can give their final full-measure of devotion as garage mechanic rags...

[aquila48]

That’s not that far off from my personal experience. 😂

[Red Badger]

It shrunk?.......................

[z3n]

Do you remember in the older versions of windows where each instance of software had it’s own task tray icon?

I have to repeatedly instruct certain people (usually older women, sorry) that you have to close software when you are done using it, and you can see how many instances of that software are running by hovering over the task-tray icon (windows 8 and up). Some software only allow a certain number of purchased connections or seats, and the culprits whine that there are no open seats left to connect to. Well, I have to explain, “you are using most of them already. Close your open windows”.

Since I’m ranting, I believe Microsoft buries everything useful. I hate ribbons!

[oldtimervoice] Why back in my day, I remember when you could get to anything by 2 clicks and 2 menu fly-outs! [/oldtimer]

[dynoman]

Did he show her how to shut the computer off too?

[M Kehoe]

Hopefully Clarice can operate a garbage disposal.

Unlike some in Congress.

5.56mm

[Leaning Right]

Most of my old t-shirts don’t fit either. I’ll bet it’s due to the global warming that Al Gore was talking about. What other reason could there be?

[Carriage Hill]

You could probably get some decent bucks for that on eBay.

[V_TWIN]

Got a rolling stones 1989 steel wheels tour T in VGC.

Also my 1981 Tom Petty Hard Promises tour T is my prized possession as far as RR t-shirts go.....that one is definitely a disintegrating T shirt.

[Billthedrill]

I’ve noticed that about old trousers, too. The inseams stay the same but the waistbands shrink. Dang it, there’s a law of physics involved here.

[KC Burke]

I have my blue Jean jacket from college in ‘66. And I wear it.

[rlmorel]

Lol, just loved the title!!!!

[blam]

"If nothing else, these T-shirts can give their final full-measure of devotion as garage mechanic rags... "

I've found that buying used bath/hand towels at garage sales work better.

[dead]

I didn’t know that was a lady thing. I currently have about 50 tabs open between two laptops. Maybe I need to rethink my current gender assignment.