Posted on 02/28/2022 11:27:13 AM PST by weston
Snow is melting and today it might be in the high 60s.
thebradfordfile
@thebradfordfile
·
6h
It’s not just Hunter.
Our entire ruling class has been getting rich off of Ukraine.
CCG BRYSON
@RealBrysonGray
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20h
I’m NOT on Ukraine or Russia’s side, but everyone that I don’t trust is on Ukraine’s side. The mainstream media is propping up Ukraine.
Things are deeper than what you see.
Supposed to be low 70s today.
But very windy all day.
Spring is 2 weeks away.
Daylight Savings Time is next Sunday.
Robert Barnes
@barnes_law
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6h
A little FYI: in the last poll taken, Zelensky was so disliked in Ukraine, he makes Joe Biden look wildly popular.
The Spectator Index
@spectatorindex
·
5h
BREAKING: Reports that Russia’s Sberbank will issue Mir card with China’s UnionPay, after Mastercard and Visa stopped operating in the country.
The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
· 15h
U.S. and allies quietly prepare for a Ukrainian government-in-exile and a long insurgency https://wapo.st/377eHh5
Ryan Helfenbein
@RHelfenbein
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7h
81 million ballots or 81 million people? Cuz I don’t think you can find either of them today.
Catturd ™
@catturd2
·
9m
They should have two different sets of gas pumps now ...
If you voted for Trump - you pay $2.00 per gallon.
If you voted for Joe Biden - you pay $10.00 per gallon.
Why should we pay for their stupidity?
I had a similar idea, and agree that the kitty is spot on...vote for Biden, $10/gallon...voted for anyone else, $2/gallon...now...how do we prove it?
Good morning, lysie!
A very delicious breakfast, thanks.
We show them a picture of Trump.
If they recoil in horror, $10.00/gallon it is!
Good morning, Gran. You are welcome.
Thank you lysie, looks good, where is the bacon?
Still chilly here, longest winter since we have been here, 1984.
Morning, sweetie and exit!
We got a bit more snow last night and it is only 23° but the miserable wind has finally calmed down.
More snow today and later on in the week.
No Spring in sight for us.
Good morning , sweetie. You are welcome.
Kyle Mann
@The_Kyle_Mann
If you think the headlines we publish at
@TheBabylonBee
aren’t funny, just wait til you see what was rejected! Here’s some unused pitches from my writers over the past 5 or 6 days:
Betty White Mysteriously Silent On Ukraine Invasion
Blow Of Harsh Text Message Softened With Lol
Kamala Harris Reviews “The Batman”: “He’s a man. Who Looks Like A Bat. Who Fights Bad Guys.”
Janitor Squeezes Fauci Into Storage Closet Between Greta Thunberg, Cindy Sheehan
CNN Replaces Covid Death Counter With Ukraine Death Counter
People Who Haven’t Changed Profile Picture To Ukrainian Flag Added To FBI Terrorist Watchlist
Couple Trying To Gauge Whether They Have The Energy For A 40-Minute TV Show Tonight
Local Man Protests Russia By Returning Mail-Order Bride
Pelosi Rubs Forelegs Together In Signal For Her Insect Hordes To Commence Their Uprising
In Protest Against Russia, Vodka to be Renamed Happy Potato Juice
After Announcing Support For Funding Police, Ending Mandates, Enforcing Borders, Biden Now Frontrunner For Republican Nomination
Husband Briefly Thinks About Getting Into Shape, Loses 25 Pounds
Putin Dons President Xi Mask So Apple Will Still Do Business In Russia
Ben Shapiro Gives Comprehensive, Point By Point Rebuttal To Biden’s State Of The Union In 2.3 Seconds
Dad Buys Yet Another Video Game He Will Never, Ever Play
Oh No! Confused Biden Gives State Of The Confederacy
State Of The Union Moved To 3:30PM EST To Accommodate Biden’s Bedtime
Unhinged Putin Purchases Eye Patch, Swivel Chair, and Fluffy Cat
We Don’t Talk About Bruno, Sings Family In 4 Minute Musical Number About Bruno
Kamala Harris Remembers Calling For Fweedom As A Young Ukrainian Girl
Husband Announces Sanctions Against Wife After She Invades His Side Of Bed Again
Ugh: Video Game Wants You Read A Note Somewhere In Your Inventory Again
(And these are just the ones I thought were good enough to share as rejects!)
Absolute dream job to bounce jokes around with the other writers all day. I work with the funniest people on the planet :)
Those are great!!
Especially the CNN and profile pic ones.
BB writers are so clever!
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