Poo Joe drove a 36 wheeler hes just being his usual modest self ...
You mean old ‘Jake brake’ Biden?
“C’mon man!”
(Go Brandon yourself, douchebag)
Joe Biden’s Fractured Fairy Tales-The President’s talent for political fiction
Frontpagemagazine ^ | Jan 21, 2022 | Don Feder
Posted on 1/21/2022, 1:33:09 PM by SJackson
Joe Biden has been called a pathological liar, Pinocchio on steroids, delusional and totally detached from reality.
That’s unfair. Instead, let’s just say the president has a flair for fiction. Think of him as a master storyteller to put Hans Christian Andersen and the Brothers Grimm to shame. Here are a few of my favorite Biden bedtime stories:”I’ve had five Republican senators talk to me, ‘bump into me’ — quote, unquote — or sit with me, who’ve told me that they agree with whatever I’m talking about for them to do. “But, Joe, if I do it, I’m going to get defeated in a primary.” ... did any of you think that you’d get to a point where not a single Republican would diverge on a major issue? Not one?
Biden could never have seen that coming, even though he did see it coming. 14 years earlier. In 2009.
“I spoke to seven different Republican Senators who said, ‘Joe, I’m not going to be able to help you on anything...’ The way it was characterized to me was, ‘For the next two years, we can’t let you succeed in anything. That’s our ticket to coming back.’ ... So I promise you — and the President agreed with me — I never thought we were going to get Republican support.”
https://swampland.time.com/2012/08/23/the-party-of-no-new-details-on-the-gop-plot-to-obstruct-obama/
Story’s from last July. C’mon, man.
Tall tales from short memories.
“You ever hear of an old movie called “Dr. Strangelove”?
It’s from 1964. At the end, you see a cowboy straddlin’a lit rocket, going ‘Hee Haw!....That Cowboy was ME! I was visiting the studio, and they gave me that one part. It was a blast!”
That’s probably what he thought he was riding when he was still able to mount Jill.
Wow, he’s done everything.
Joe learned long ago: the truth isn’t important. Putting out the lie for consumption is.
Words have lost all meaning. Therefore, in today’s bizarre world, perhaps Joe is not a liar.
For example, Infrastructure once meant roads and bridges. Now it means checks to crack addicts.
The BLM riots were mostly peaceful
A few thousand senior citizens taking selfies in the capital is an Insurrection.
Given how far our accepted and orthodox understanding of words has drifted, Joe Biden once watched Smokey and the Bandit. In 2022 that is Driving a truck.
Is there anything Biden hasn't done? Let's have him talk to some SpaceX guys, I'll bet he claims he's walked on the moon. Seriously. The guy is just about completely disconnected from reality. He probably knows when it is light, when it is dark, when he's hungry or tired. Beyond that I'm not sure he is cognizant of anything going on around him without significant coaching and pharmacological help.
What did he haul? Crack pipes?
That would mean Biden once had a real job….other that a black kids scratching post with his hairy legs as a life guard and a bad ass Corn Popper!
Looking forward to Biden claiming that as VP he piloted Air Force One for Obama.
There is nothing he won’t lie about just ask Pop Corn oh wait.