Biden's budget!!!!!
1 posted on
01/18/2022 4:06:59 AM PST by
sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
Lol. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
To: sodpoodle
3 posted on
01/18/2022 4:11:35 AM PST by
moovova
To: sodpoodle
are you considering the truck drivers job?...
4 posted on
01/18/2022 4:12:28 AM PST by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: sodpoodle
All right, you’ve set a high bar to win the internet today!
Thanks, this got my day off to a good start.
5 posted on
01/18/2022 4:12:34 AM PST by
Uber-Eng
(Northern Texan at heart...Help US save Michigan!!!)
To: sodpoodle
That’s all sick......and I laughed at every one of ‘em.
7 posted on
01/18/2022 4:18:29 AM PST by
Kharis13
To: sodpoodle
A chuckle and a smile for you!
To: sodpoodle
Rodney Dangerfield, is that you? 🤣
9 posted on
01/18/2022 4:27:41 AM PST by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: sodpoodle
With some formatting to make each item its own line, this went out to my entire friends list via email and sms messaging. I expect there'll be some additions to this list too! LOL!!
Thanks for starting out my day with a laugh. Needed it.
10 posted on
01/18/2022 4:53:11 AM PST by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: sodpoodle
11 posted on
01/18/2022 4:59:28 AM PST by
fedupjohn
(Waiting for Trump's new Caribbean Resort "Club Gitmo" to open for business! )
To: sodpoodle
13 posted on
01/18/2022 5:06:21 AM PST by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: sodpoodle
the last one almost made me lose my coffee.
14 posted on
01/18/2022 5:13:12 AM PST by
okkev68
To: sodpoodle
ROFL!!! One for the Holler of Fame on here.
15 posted on
01/18/2022 5:23:52 AM PST by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: sodpoodle
Pre-declined credit card. That’s good.
To: sodpoodle
Thanks, I needed some laughter this morning.
To: sodpoodle
18 posted on
01/18/2022 5:41:56 AM PST by
Rappini
(Compromise has its place. It's called second.)
To: sodpoodle
I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.I called the Suicide Hotline, and I got put on hold. The music they played on hold?
"Jump", by Van Halen.
Lyrics: Ah, might as well jump (jump)
Might as well jump
Go ahead and jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
19 posted on
01/18/2022 5:45:52 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(He who does, does not talk. He who talks, does not do.)
To: sodpoodle
21 posted on
01/18/2022 6:05:26 AM PST by
LS
("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually" (Hendrix) )
To: sodpoodle
22 posted on
01/18/2022 6:17:56 AM PST by
just me
(Trade your liberty for temporary safety. I will keep mine. My family doesn't fly a white flag.)
To: sodpoodle
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
26 posted on
01/18/2022 6:40:01 AM PST by
missnry
(The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals crazy!)
To: sodpoodle
Too bad the opposites are true.....The Exempt Ones skate
27 posted on
01/18/2022 6:43:01 AM PST by
Varsity Flight
( "War by the prophesies set before you." I Timothy 1:18)
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