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3 cats, 1 Vitamix blender box lead to epic struggle and a couple’s odd plea for help
miamiherald.com ^ | MARK PRICE

Posted on 01/08/2022 11:21:19 AM PST by BenLurkin

This epic struggle involves three cats and one Vitamix box, according to Nikii and Jessica Gerson-Neeves of Victoria, British Columbia.

The cats — named Max, “George, Destroyer of Worlds” and Lando Calrissian — each want the box for themselves and are defying anyone who tries to to open it. A cold war is ongoing in the couple’s kitchen, with the cats keeping the box under 24-hour guard. This includes staring at it, pacing round it, sitting on top of it and threatening to fight each other over it.

Meanwhile, the Vitamix blender is still trapped inside, Jessica Gerson-Neeves wrote in a plea for help on the Vitamix Facebook page.

The post, which has gotten 13,000 reactions and comments, included photos proving the defiant cats were clearly in control of both the box and the Gerson-Neeves household.

(Excerpt) Read more at miamiherald.com ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cats
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Dear Canadians,

There is a common tool readily at hand for dealing with recalcitrant kitties. Use it.

Ben


1 posted on 01/08/2022 11:21:19 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

Cats in a blender.


2 posted on 01/08/2022 11:22:46 AM PST by Fido969 (45 is Superman!)
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To: BenLurkin

If she gives the cats that much power, she should just lie down and die and let them eat her.


3 posted on 01/08/2022 11:23:56 AM PST by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐Public hangings will wake 'em up.⭐⭐)
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To: BenLurkin

Why not throw away the box, or a least put it in storage?


4 posted on 01/08/2022 11:27:01 AM PST by kosciusko51
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To: BenLurkin

OMG. Virus news is so slow in FL that this qualifies?

smh


5 posted on 01/08/2022 11:30:13 AM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: BenLurkin
I had the same problem with my cat, Mr. Whiskers. After careful consideration I decided to let him have the box. It just wasn’t worth the risk of me getting cut.

(And no, I didn’t get rid of Mr. Whiskers. Last year he sliced up a burglar pretty good.)

6 posted on 01/08/2022 11:34:12 AM PST by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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To: BenLurkin

These owners are as uncreative as Simon of Simon’s Cat fame (YouTube hand-drawn cartoons). You have three cats. They are indoors. You have rooms with closeable doors. Cats need to eat, sleep, and use the litter box. Put food and litter box in room with closeable door. When cats use either, close the door. Food will eventually win.


7 posted on 01/08/2022 11:41:29 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
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To: Fido969

Great song.

“Oh, the cat’s in the blender and the silver spoon
Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon”


8 posted on 01/08/2022 11:45:38 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: kosciusko51
Why not throw away the box, or a least put it in storage?

The blender is still inside.

I get this story. It is like having to get up and out of bed, but knowing it will disturb the boss, so toughing things way too long.

9 posted on 01/08/2022 11:46:32 AM PST by gloryblaze
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To: Dr. Sivana

You haven’t tried herding cats. They will use the sand box and eat in shifts, and when one goes in, one escapes. They know how to escape. They know it well.


10 posted on 01/08/2022 11:49:24 AM PST by gloryblaze
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And you can’t ignore a cat if she’s pawing your head at 0-dark-thirty...

“I want my snack !!”


11 posted on 01/08/2022 11:57:00 AM PST by WildHighlander57 ((The more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.) )
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To: gloryblaze

My daughter brought two cats into the house. When I want them to go elsewhere, a spray bottle full of water will convince them to go.


12 posted on 01/08/2022 12:00:51 PM PST by SauronOfMordor (A Leftist can't enjoy life unless they are controlling, hurting, or destroying others)
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To: gloryblaze; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; agrarianlady; ...
I get this story. It is like having to get up and out of bed, but knowing it will disturb the boss, so toughing things way too long.

To pee or not to pee </Red Dwarf>

Red Dwarf Ping!


13 posted on 01/08/2022 12:04:02 PM PST by null and void (81 million votes ≠ 81 million voters)
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... When I want them to go elsewhere, a spray bottle full of water will convince them to go.

Mine would think that was downright rude.

14 posted on 01/08/2022 12:09:06 PM PST by gloryblaze
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To: BenLurkin

My cats mind when I tell them to leave a room or to stop doing something. I hope these people are never responsible for children.


15 posted on 01/08/2022 12:10:54 PM PST by mouse_35
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To: gloryblaze

I have been around cats all my life, and have two right now. You have to deal with them one at a time, but it can be done.


16 posted on 01/08/2022 12:11:00 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
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Cat and boxes is a strange thing.

I've seen big cats (lions, tigers) in zoos playing with refrigerator boxes like house cats in shoe boxes. It's the darndest thing.

17 posted on 01/08/2022 12:11:19 PM PST by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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To: BenLurkin

Go feed the cats in another room. Take the box.


18 posted on 01/08/2022 12:14:28 PM PST by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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To: null and void
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19 posted on 01/08/2022 12:15:51 PM PST by null and void (81 million votes ≠ 81 million voters)
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To: BenLurkin

Guys, when women tell you about a problem they dont want an answer. They want you to affirm and support their emotion with attention.

When people on social media tell you about a problem they dont want an answer. They want you to support their fame and finances.


20 posted on 01/08/2022 12:26:19 PM PST by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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