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3 cats, 1 Vitamix blender box lead to epic struggle and a couple’s odd plea for help
miamiherald.com ^
| MARK PRICE
Posted on 01/08/2022 11:21:19 AM PST by BenLurkin
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Dear Canadians,
There is a common tool readily at hand for dealing with recalcitrant kitties. Use it.
Ben
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posted on
01/08/2022 11:21:19 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
01/08/2022 11:22:46 AM PST
by
Fido969
(45 is Superman!)
To: BenLurkin
If she gives the cats that much power, she should just lie down and die and let them eat her.
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posted on
01/08/2022 11:23:56 AM PST
by
TangoLimaSierra
(⭐⭐Public hangings will wake 'em up.⭐⭐)
To: BenLurkin
Why not throw away the box, or a least put it in storage?
To: BenLurkin
OMG. Virus news is so slow in FL that this qualifies?
smh
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posted on
01/08/2022 11:30:13 AM PST
by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: BenLurkin
I had the same problem with my cat, Mr. Whiskers. After careful consideration I decided to let him have the box. It just wasn’t worth the risk of me getting cut.
(And no, I didn’t get rid of Mr. Whiskers. Last year he sliced up a burglar pretty good.)
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posted on
01/08/2022 11:34:12 AM PST
by
Leaning Right
(The steal is real.)
To: BenLurkin
These owners are as uncreative as Simon of Simon’s Cat fame (YouTube hand-drawn cartoons). You have three cats. They are indoors. You have rooms with closeable doors. Cats need to eat, sleep, and use the litter box. Put food and litter box in room with closeable door. When cats use either, close the door. Food will eventually win.
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posted on
01/08/2022 11:41:29 AM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
To: Fido969
Great song.
“Oh, the cat’s in the blender and the silver spoon
Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon”
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posted on
01/08/2022 11:45:38 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: kosciusko51
Why not throw away the box, or a least put it in storage?The blender is still inside.
I get this story. It is like having to get up and out of bed, but knowing it will disturb the boss, so toughing things way too long.
To: Dr. Sivana
You haven’t tried herding cats. They will use the sand box and eat in shifts, and when one goes in, one escapes. They know how to escape. They know it well.
To: gloryblaze
And you can’t ignore a cat if she’s pawing your head at 0-dark-thirty...
“I want my snack !!”
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posted on
01/08/2022 11:57:00 AM PST
by
WildHighlander57
((The more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.) )
To: gloryblaze
My daughter brought two cats into the house. When I want them to go elsewhere, a spray bottle full of water will convince them to go.
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posted on
01/08/2022 12:00:51 PM PST
by
SauronOfMordor
(A Leftist can't enjoy life unless they are controlling, hurting, or destroying others)
To: gloryblaze; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; agrarianlady; ...
I get this story. It is like having to get up and out of bed, but knowing it will disturb the boss, so toughing things way too long. To pee or not to pee </Red Dwarf>
Red Dwarf Ping!
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posted on
01/08/2022 12:04:02 PM PST
by
null and void
(81 million votes ≠ 81 million voters)
To: SauronOfMordor
... When I want them to go elsewhere, a spray bottle full of water will convince them to go.Mine would think that was downright rude.
To: BenLurkin
My cats mind when I tell them to leave a room or to stop doing something. I hope these people are never responsible for children.
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posted on
01/08/2022 12:10:54 PM PST
by
mouse_35
To: gloryblaze
I have been around cats all my life, and have two right now. You have to deal with them one at a time, but it can be done.
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posted on
01/08/2022 12:11:00 PM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
("There are only men and women."-- George Gilder, Sexual Suicide, 1973)
To: BenLurkin
Cat and boxes is a strange thing.
I've seen big cats (lions, tigers) in zoos playing with refrigerator boxes like house cats in shoe boxes. It's the darndest thing.
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posted on
01/08/2022 12:11:19 PM PST
by
Psalm 73
("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
To: BenLurkin
Go feed the cats in another room. Take the box.
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posted on
01/08/2022 12:14:28 PM PST
by
AppyPappy
(Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
To: null and void
Graphic may not have come through...
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posted on
01/08/2022 12:15:51 PM PST
by
null and void
(81 million votes ≠ 81 million voters)
To: BenLurkin
Guys, when women tell you about a problem they dont want an answer. They want you to affirm and support their emotion with attention.
When people on social media tell you about a problem they dont want an answer. They want you to support their fame and finances.
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posted on
01/08/2022 12:26:19 PM PST
by
gnarledmaw
(Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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