[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Any version of “12 Days of Christmas” except for the novelty versions (like Jeff Foxworthy’s redneck version) and Relient K’s version, which they execute in a merciful 3 minutes or so, including extra lyrics.

I’ve been working on a new one - Democrat 12 Days of Christmas”. So far I have:

12 illegals voting
11 women losing (to men in sports)
10 athletes dying (from clot shot)
9 dollar bacon
8 cities burning
7 smash-and-grabs
6 networks lying
5 dollar gas
4 grams of fentanyl
3 Chinese viruses
2 tent cities by your school.....
And a retard in the White House

I’m sure Freeper Nation can improve on this....

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

naa - that’s pretty good.

thanks for the laugh.

[OldMissileer]

Any version of “12 Days of Christmas” except for the novelty versions (like Jeff Foxworthy’s redneck version) and Relient K’s version, which they execute in a merciful 3 minutes or so, including extra lyrics.

The version by Bob and Doug Mekenzie (The Great White North) only makes it to day eight and is, in my opinion, the funniest version ever made.