Posted on 12/18/2021 6:26:46 AM PST by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
Santa got run over by a Reindeer was the first song that popped into my head (somehow knew they would list it, and agree, there was nothing wrong with that song... it was funny).
They should have listed John Lennon’s song ‘Happy Xmas (War Is Over)’ too.
Any list without Mariah Carrey screeching out All I want for Christmas is you, is incomplete
Feliz Navidad belongs on list.
“Hey man, that s… ain’t funny….Stevie Wonder’s a musical genius!” *Wipes Nose*
“They should have listed John Lennon’s song ‘Happy Xmas (War Is Over)’ too.”
I discovered they did but not directly, see #2. Adding insult to injury Maroon 5 did a remake of that garbage.
Even being out of the country now I cannot escape that monstrosity.
Randy Stonehill, Christmas at Denny’s
Missing also is the wretched “All I want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey.
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Wretched. As in I want to retch.
I call it “Police nab me dad!”
“The Little Drummer Boy”
I don’t get that one but then this is Rolling Stone.
How about “The 20 most tasteless, disgusting magazines”? I’d start with Rolling Stone. Good writing skills that are wasted.
Well, glad they included “The Christmas Shoes”, because nothing brings joy to the holidays like lingering death.
Thanks Fai Mao. This ranks (as in smells) up there with McArthur Park.
It’s “Rolling Stone”, are we sure these songs even exist?
Red Peters’ “You Ain’t Getting S…. For Christmas”
Feliz Navidad and that horrible Paul McCartney song.
That’s hillarious!
The Chipmunks Christmas song is the worst.
Freeper 10 worst and counting:
Wonderful Christmas Time – Paul McCartney
War is Over – John Lennon / Yoko Band Wrecker
Last Christmas – George Michael
Jingle Bells – Barbara Streisand
Ho, Ho, Ho – Elton John
Dominic the Donkey – Lou Monte
All I want for Christmas – Mariah Carey
Christmas in Jail – The Youngsters
Christmas at Denny’s – Randy Stonehill
Christmas Song – The Chipmunks
Santa Baby is an abomination.
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