The 20 Worst Christmas Songs of All Time

rolling stone ^ | DAVID BROWNE & JON DOLAN & BRENNA EHRLICH & MARIA FONTOURA & JOE GROSS & KORY GROW & ANGIE MARTOCCIO

[WeaslesRippedMyFlesh]

Throw “What Child is This” in there as well.

[Sirius Lee]

“Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” is pretty bad.

I hate that song with the white hot heat of a thousand suns. It stinks in the ear.

[OldMissileer]

Any version of “12 Days of Christmas” except for the novelty versions (like Jeff Foxworthy’s redneck version) and Relient K’s version, which they execute in a merciful 3 minutes or so, including extra lyrics.

The version by Bob and Doug Mekenzie (The Great White North) only makes it to day eight and is, in my opinion, the funniest version ever made.

[dfwgator]

I like Veggie Tales. “Eight Polish Foods of Christmas”

Oscar: The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party,
Seven pitted prunes...
Jr: I don’t like prunes!
Oscar: With this food, you’ll need ‘em son.

[Sooner Gal]

Re: #6 (Santa Baby)

IMO, the Madonna version is far worse. She sings it in a lispy “little girl” voice, which gives the song a weird pedo vibe. Yuck!

[Sooner Gal]

I’m apparently in the minority, but I like Eartha Kitt’s version of Santa Baby. At least it’s clear she’s an adult using her sultry voice to “coax” some expensive gifts out of Santa.

Madonna’s kid-voice version is sick and pedo-ish and the worst!

[jjotto]

Agree 100%

Eartha sexy, Madonna creepy

[caww]

One could call me Scrooge this Christmas.....I haven’t listened to a single Christmas song or watched a single movie...nor done any shopping. I start Monday.

Good thing everybody is getting gift cards for gas! Ha!

[GaltAdonis]

. "...I hate that song with the white hot heat of a thousand suns."

So I can safely assume it's NOT one of your favorites, right?
LOL.