From a poster gotcha2 on Instapundit’s open thread tonight..
Bruce lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines. Bruce drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and rolled down the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.
Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Bruce from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
This is to be expected from a California voter.
lol
DJT says on Maria that China should pay 60 TRILLION in reparations, but they don’t have that money.
also said he was “in DC only 17 times in his life, never slept there” several times - :)
😂🤣😎 Bruce wasn't very smart - BUT he was very lucky! 🍀