New Jersey couple disappear after driving into Pine Barrens

Nypost ^ | 11/27/2021 | CONOR SKELDING & DEAN BALSAMINI

[ChicagoConservative27]

A New Jersey couple mysteriously vanished after venturing into the Pine Barrens.

Gary Parker, 67, and his wife Lorraine, 60, of Warren Grove, N.J., drove into the protected wilderness reserve that covers more than a million acres — but didn’t return, according to reports

[2111USMC]

They do look like mugshots. But they could be drivers license photos.

[PIF]

The Jersey Devil.
—
Yep and marijuana groves with heavily armed illegals tied to cartels tending - for good measure.

[bethelgrad]

Looks like about ten other freepers thought of the Sopranos connection before me.

[CheshireTheCat]

Well, they don’t look in bad enough shape at their age to be long-term meth addicts.

But they could have stumbled across a meth lab by accident while looking for mushrooms.

[BenLurkin]

[dznutz]

The Russian is still alive. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians, guy was an interior decorator.

[Vaquero]

Who. Chrissy and Paulie Walnuts? And what of the Chechen killer?

[wingnut1971]

Is that the Russian who killed 15 Czechs and was an interior decorator but his place looked like shit?

[CheshireTheCat]

Were they vaxxed?

[Windcatcher]

I’ve been through the pine barrens in my friend’s truck. It’s not hard to break a tie rod end or a shock (or worse) if you aren’t careful. Some rough terrain in those woods.

[wingnut1971]

Damn. You guys are too quick!!

[A Cyrenian]

hillary has been busy again huh?

[Lazamataz]

And what of the Chechen killer?

Him? I hear he was an interior decorator...

[sitetest]

My wife (who lived in that God-forsaken land decades ago) says they were eaten by “Pineys.”

[LeoTDB69]

Are they sure it wasn’t Wayward Pines and they disappeareed into one of those mystery towns with no roads leading out?

[PLMerite]

"Why do these pictures of them look like mug shots?"

Probably D/L photos. Or maybe everyone in NJ actually has a mugshot on file.

[Peter ODonnell]

It was Toonces’ turn to drive?

[P.O.E.]

Fastball - "The Way"

Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved in gold
And it's always summer, they'll never get cold
They'll never get hungry
They'll never get old and grey

Song was based on a true story

[C210N]

driving into Pine Barrens...

That's where they think they drove... they probably drove into the Walker Preserve, which is near the New Jersey/Penn border, and got taken down by...