Posted on 11/08/2021 4:28:22 AM PST by MtnClimber
The rumors about his little accident when visiting with the Pope had only just faded when another rumor blew into town, so to speak.
The older you get, the harder travel can be on your body. You tire more easily, your joints hurt and, if you’re unlucky, your digestion goes all flipsy-wopsy. Joe Biden is just a few days away from turning 79, which is a respectable age for anyone, especially someone who seems to be decomposing while still alive. Perhaps it’s not surprising, given his age and decrepitude, that Biden’s bowels apparently were a problem during his recent trip abroad. His having an accident while visiting with the Pope lives in the realm of rumor but it’s pretty certain he let loose with a long, melodious fart while talking to Camilla Parker Bowles.
We know that Biden lost control because it appears that the Duchess of Cornwall, rather than considering the subject to be beneath her notice, can’t stop talking about it:
He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions – but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush.
An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week.
‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,’ the source said. ‘Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.’
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
You would think his handlers would insist that he wear those disposable brief thingies. They are light and easy to pack. Of course, their discovery could invite some unwanted attention just as his failure to use them is doing now.
I saw a photo of Ringo the other day. He looks like he is in his 40’s
When you have lots of money and no stress it does wonders for your body
Ringo also has been married to Barbara Bach for 35+ years.
Pretty smart guy. Married to a Bond girl.
This man is a NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT and an INTERNATIONAL JOKE. We are now, OFICIALLY, the RODNEY DANGERFIELD of nations!..................................................
biden’s official acronym has changed from “POTUS” to “FLATUS”
His Secret Service Code name is ‘STINKY’..................
Rodney was both funny and talented. Joe, not so.
Not about Stinky....... We, as a NATION, "Don't get no respect!"....................
Don’t light a match around him!
I remember a Playboy cartoon from over fifty years ago about passing wind.
An ambassador from the US is approaching an ambassador from another country. The US ambassador has just pulled his coat tails apart and passed gas.
Off to the side, one politician says to another..”We are going to have to examine the State Department more closely!”
Hey, if Elton John can rewrite Candle in the Wind, why can’t the Beatles write “The Vax Man”?
or “Gas Man!”
Cholinergic drugs are often used in the treatment of Alzheimer disease. These drugs will also increase GI motility which will result in diarrhea and farts. I suspect they juice up Joe with these drugs and in particular before public events.
Why does Joe Biden hide most of the time from the public? The answer is simple. He is extremely mentally compromised. Another symptom of Alzheimer disease is to lash out in anger. Joe does this constantly. Joe’s basic personality is that of an angry man. In the past before the onset of this disease he could keep his anger under control. Due to his disease process he no longer has this ability. His short term memory is terrible. His anger control is non existent. He believes the fables he has spun about his past. It is real to him as his cognitive abilities can no longer distinguish reality from his past lies.
Biden makes COP26 summit an oxymoron.
Biden is a embarrassment everywhere.
Britain’s Parliament condemns him, France recalls their ambassadors. Canada suing over the oil pipeline cancellation.
At least half the people in America are against the democrats forced vaccination.
The only countries he has made happy are China and Afghanistan and all the south of the border ones sending their poorest people north. Plus here in the USA the democrat party thugs love the democrat party as they can burn down business’s and loot others and maim and kill with impunity.
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