[Col Frank Slade]

Never heard of her.

Oh well..

[changeitback440]

“have some candy, little girl”

[Fido969]

Sounds like they just grabbed whatever junk was within arms’ reach and threw it in a bag and gave it to her.

I wonder if the shoe horn was new or used.

[Lisbon1940]

Don’t like Bidden but not against shoehorns.

[lee martell]

Very odd selection.
Did he just take a pack of M&Ms from his hip pocket, and pour some in her outstretched hand? At least he didn’t share the Bazooka Bubble Gum he was currently chewing.

[Tagurit]

If your wondering what her hair smells like, just ask Joe.
Oh, Wait! She’s too old for him.

[ronniesgal]

do they put “From the Office of the POTUS” on a shoehorn?
Someone gave my husband Barack Obama M & M’s, so that’s a thing.
( No Oreos, lol)

[alexander_busek]

"Well, if you ever thought Joe Biden was too old to be president, now we know he is," Kimmel joked. "He's giving out shoehorns."

No mention of "buggy whips" with the Presidential seal, so there's that.

Regards,

[Shady]

#PresidentPotato takes the Protocol duty away from paid staff and puts together his own bag of swag. The guy belongs in a mental institution.

[Clutch Martin]

A Presidential shoehorn would be cool. More useful than a golfball that would never get used.

[COBOL2Java]

Someone overheard Joe talking to Rodrigo:

"It's a shoehorn. Which reminds me, we can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Gimme five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now where were we...

...oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."

[rlmorel]

Well. She should be glad she didn’t get an iPod with a mix of the Biden’s favorite songs similar to the “gift” that was given to the Queen by the Obama’s on their visit.

[Magnatron]

Is she sure it wasn’t a speculum?

[shotgun]

Thats on par with the gifts I pnce got from my MIL’s second husband. One year for Christmas he gave his used snow shovel and tge next year he gave me an emergency roadside flare kit...

He was about as big a putz as Biden.

[Pollard]

Makes perfect sense. Candy to make you fat and a shoehorn to get your fat foot in those shoes. /s

[euram]

did he cough all over them first?

[VTenigma]

a pair of black aviator Ray Bans (the same ones he wears)

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He doesn’t wear “Black” aviators, they don’t even come in black.

[dfwgator]

Brown M&Ms?

[GOPJ]

Shoehorn and a box of prunes...

[NormsRevenge]

a shoehorn? heh heh heh.. kinky.