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Man claims he found an eyeball inside his can of baked beans
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Posted on 10/27/2021 8:39:18 AM PDT by mylife

A baked beans fan says he may never be able to eat his favorite food again – after he found an “eye” in his can.

Martin Ford, 54, opened up the Branston Baked Beans for his dinner after a busy day working on a construction site.

He had bought the tin just seven days previously as part of a multipack of four from his local Tesco in Plymouth, Devon, United Kingdom.

But the laborer was a sight for sore eyes after he fished out what looked like a pupil from the bowl just moments after he had heated it up.

Martin told The Sun: “I nearly fainted, I have felt sick ever since.”

“I’m a strong stomached sort of guy and absolutely love beans for my tea but I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to eat them again.”

“I’d had a hard day at work and was desperate for a quick dinner. Beans are my go-to so I quickly whacked a tin open, poured it into a bowl and put it straight on the hob.”

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To: mylife

21 posted on 10/27/2021 8:59:31 AM PDT by ReaganGeneration2 (Widespread belief in asymptomatic spread of a low-risk virus hastened the end of the West by 100 yrs)
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To: mylife
Maybe they mixed up his baked beans with some of these:


22 posted on 10/27/2021 9:04:20 AM PDT by Carl Vehse
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To: Deaf Smith

Got to keep an eye out for what’s in those beans.


23 posted on 10/27/2021 9:05:59 AM PDT by MikeSteelBe (The South will be in the right in the next war of Northern aggression.)
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To: mylife

Hmmmm .... Baked beans and eyeballs .... My favorite side


24 posted on 10/27/2021 9:06:15 AM PDT by antidemoncrat (somRead more at: https://economicti Astronomers see white dwarf 'switch on and off' for first time)
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To: Red Badger

“Seems like I saw this in a movie once”

You could easily have filled yourself up with movies on the topic like Soylent green, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre , The Hills Have Eyes, Wrong Turn, The 13th Warrior, Delicatessen, Alive, Ravenous, Hannibal, Sin City, Sweeny Todd and light inferences like Suddenly Last Summer, Conan the Barbarian, and Cloud Atlas to name a few.

Hollywood has made a mint on movies like this that they call horror. I call them trash. But that again is not inconsistent with Hollywood products.

wy69


25 posted on 10/27/2021 9:12:31 AM PDT by whitney69
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To: mylife
“Damn your eye”

“Too late”

26 posted on 10/27/2021 9:14:09 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Eccl10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.)
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To: sasquatch

Had it eaten much???


27 posted on 10/27/2021 9:14:45 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Eccl10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.)
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To: mylife

Finally, they found the rest of Mullah Omar.

Been keeping an eye out for the rest of him.


28 posted on 10/27/2021 9:15:48 AM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: Tell It Right

Wonder which cans the rest of the rat were distributed to?


29 posted on 10/27/2021 9:19:56 AM PDT by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

It ate nothing. Had a full can for dinner.


30 posted on 10/27/2021 9:21:15 AM PDT by sasquatch
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To: whitney69

I meant I saw this exact scenario in a movie, that was like in a Soviet gulag in Siberia or something like that.

A prisoner was eating some gruel ‘soup’ and he dipped his spoon into the bowl and pulled up an eyeball................


31 posted on 10/27/2021 9:21:26 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: mylife
Martin Ford, 54, opened up the Branston Baked Beans for his dinner after a busy day working on a construction site.

Let’s go Branston!

32 posted on 10/27/2021 9:30:35 AM PDT by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia! )
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To: mylife

TOMMY


33 posted on 10/27/2021 9:53:59 AM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: mylife
♪ ♫ ♬

Bean, beans, the musical fruit,

The more you eat, the more you toot,

The more you toot, the better you feel,

So eat your beans at every meal.

♪ ♫ ♬

34 posted on 10/27/2021 9:57:32 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: mylife

Baked beans with the original stink-eye.


35 posted on 10/27/2021 10:02:54 AM PDT by Rebelbase (Were State Dept. Havana Syndrome victims the guinea pigs of 5G/graphene oxide "vaccine" tests?)
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To: mylife

We found a snail in a can of olives. And we found a thumbtack in a can of Campbell’s mushroom soup. Also a whole string bean in a can of peas. Then there was the time we opened a can of corn, and it was full of beets. No human body parts though.


36 posted on 10/27/2021 10:03:00 AM PDT by Born to Conserve
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To: mylife

Luck-eeee!

I never find anything good…


37 posted on 10/27/2021 10:09:03 AM PDT by joethedrummer
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To: mylife

I once found an ear in a can of corn....


38 posted on 10/27/2021 10:38:13 AM PDT by Smittie (Just like an alien I'm a stranger in a strange land)
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To: Tell It Right

you are danged funny!!! LOL


39 posted on 10/27/2021 10:39:15 AM PDT by RetiredArmy (Free Will. GOD gives you the choice I accept or reject Him! Choose Him. It depends on you.)
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To: mylife

I also found an eye on my baked potato...


40 posted on 10/27/2021 10:39:35 AM PDT by Smittie (Just like an alien I'm a stranger in a strange land)
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