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Not sure what the runner-up was but.. I'd betcha it was a hairy thing tho.

They say this beaver could get as big as a small bear, maybe 200 pounds. I don't think they found any remains of gophers quite that big.. yet.

1 posted on 10/13/2021 8:57:02 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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Why did I suddenly think of Rep Ilhan Omar?


2 posted on 10/13/2021 8:58:33 PM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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In a related story, Americans vote for Joe Biden as the American national fossil.


3 posted on 10/13/2021 8:59:18 PM PDT by AlaskaErik (In time of peace, prepare for war.)
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I think I know where this thread is going.

Go OSU (Oregon State, Obviously)


4 posted on 10/13/2021 9:00:04 PM PDT by Hieronymus
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A destructive rodent.

How appropriate.

5 posted on 10/13/2021 9:00:16 PM PDT by KC_Lion
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7 posted on 10/13/2021 9:03:58 PM PDT by Petrosius
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Not sure what the runner-up was but.. I’d betcha it was a hairy thing tho.


The M00se that bit my sister?


8 posted on 10/13/2021 9:04:25 PM PDT by Hieronymus
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Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver?


10 posted on 10/13/2021 9:05:19 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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The giant ones make a lot of noise, so I’m told.


11 posted on 10/13/2021 9:12:18 PM PDT by lee martell
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We are talking about that cute furry little creature, right?


12 posted on 10/13/2021 9:16:12 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Never do anything illegal, when you are doing something illegal. )
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Wait a minute. Is this Minnesota’s way of making fun of Anastasia Beaverhausen?


14 posted on 10/13/2021 9:32:20 PM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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I figure Walter Mondale would be a great fossil for Minnesota.
15 posted on 10/13/2021 9:33:24 PM PDT by Nateman (If the Left is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
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“Giant beaver”?

Lots of fat chicks up there in that frozen place?


17 posted on 10/13/2021 10:11:40 PM PDT by doorgunner69 ("Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the vote decide everything.." -Joseph Stalin)
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Mandatory posting:


20 posted on 10/14/2021 3:55:28 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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21 posted on 10/14/2021 4:00:45 AM PDT by Daffynition (*Mega Dittoes and Mega Prayers* & :))
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1. How many dead people voted and were their ballots counted twice?

2. A giant beaver could make one feel small.


22 posted on 10/14/2021 4:17:06 AM PDT by Adder ("Can you be more stupid?" is a question, not a challenge.)
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Sanity and western civilization should be Minnesota’s State Fossils.


23 posted on 10/14/2021 4:24:20 AM PDT by Vision (Elections are one day. Reject "Chicago" vote harvesting. Election Reform Now. Obama is an evildoer.)
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The state’s run by geriatric beavers and metrosexuals so this fits.


24 posted on 10/14/2021 4:26:28 AM PDT by mewzilla (Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
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I know where this is going...................


26 posted on 09/07/2022 10:59:31 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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“More than 11,000 people voted, and 25% of them voted for the giant beaver.”

Data scientists report exit polls indicate this 25% of the electorate overwhelmingly preferred the pronouns “Beavis/Butthead” in their bios.


28 posted on 09/07/2022 12:09:29 PM PDT by ameribbean expat (The object of life is...to avoid finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. -Aurelius)
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