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New App 'LootDash' Lets You Send Someone To Loot San Francisco Stores For You
The Babylon Bee ^
| Oct. 7 2021
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/12/2021 12:15:39 PM PDT by xp38
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Of course the Bee.
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:15:39 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
This will be true in short order.
The Bee is no longer satire, it’s prophesy.
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:22:06 PM PDT
by
Little Ray
(Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
To: xp38
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:22:11 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: Little Ray
They know that. They have a prophecy fulfilled segment in their podcast. It’s often a real stretch but funny and scary at the same time.
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:26:15 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
I almost fell for it....almost!
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:27:52 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: xp38
I sorta wish this was true.
It would be great fun to send some miscreants out to loot stuff from WOKE establishments...lol
i.e. A few tubs of ice cream from Ben and Jerry’s or a bunch of stuff from any pharmacy that refused to sell Ivermectin.
I’d opt for the LootPass
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:30:41 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(The plan must be to distract from Afghanistan by doing something even more stupid )
To: xp38
Next out, “Poopdash”!
Where you can request someone to poop on a certain location in SF
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:30:53 PM PDT
by
z3n
(“If the populace knew with what idiocy they were ruled, they would revolt.” -Charlemagne)
To: xp38
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:35:19 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists are The Droplet of Sewage in a gallon of ultra-pure clean water.)
To: Little Ray
You are right. I started reading this and the Bee didn’t even enter my mind. Sad sign of the times.
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:35:58 PM PDT
by
deek69
To: deek69
I have been predicting Crime Tourism in California cities.
You take a bus to LA or SF. The company drives the tourists around, they steal less than $950 per store, the company takes them and their loot back to the bus, and they go home.
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:44:58 PM PDT
by
Little Ray
(Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
To: Little Ray
Some cities already have “The Purge” on a nightly basis.
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:47:23 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: Little Ray
What happens if you accidentally steal something over the limit? :)
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:47:40 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
What happens if you accidentally steal something over the limit? :) You get a court appointed lawyer and a trial date 2 years out which is immediately cancelled and all charges dropped.
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:50:08 PM PDT
by
1Old Pro
(Let's make crime illegal again!)
To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:50:54 PM PDT
by
bitt
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To: xp38
I prefer SmashNGrub....................
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posted on
10/12/2021 12:55:09 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: xp38
Above $950, it isn’t a misdemeanor any more, the cops might actually show up.
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posted on
10/12/2021 1:07:49 PM PDT
by
Little Ray
(Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
To: xp38
Yes but what happens when the Loot-Dasher decides to keep the items you paid them to loot?
Let’s Go Bee
To: xp38
New App 'LootDash' Lets You Send Someone To Loot San Francisco Stores For You Now that's funny. It's funny because it's so close to being true.
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posted on
10/12/2021 1:19:27 PM PDT
by
DiogenesLamp
("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
To: xp38
OMF I thought this was true! The Bee does it again! LOL
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posted on
10/12/2021 1:29:49 PM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
("Fear is a reaction; Courage is a decision." Winston Churchill)
To: bitt
there’s an app for that???
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posted on
10/12/2021 1:38:00 PM PDT
by
thinden
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