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Potus Please Clap: “The Chicoms have launched and I forgot the code for the nuclear football. Does my AAA Platinum membership cover this?”
How does one even manage this? I have to have either key in hand or key fob clicker to lock my car door from outside.
My Honda Accord Sport is always automatically locking the doors. You have to keep a door ajar to stop it and to stop the alarm going off as well you have to close the trunk lid if open for some Japanese reason is too long. The car honks, you close the trunk and it honks again. Beep beep, honk honk....!!!
If your Car uses an electronic Key Fob, you cannot lock the Keys inside the Car.
Even his car cant stand him
“Hi honey, it’s me. I did it again...”
Oh how the stupid have fallen!
'TARD ASS:
We were at least a half hour from any civilization, but I had my work truck which had some #12 solid wire in it. I fashioned a hook, and as was possible in early 90s Caddys, I was able to hook the lock on the door, and get it opened.
The whole time, he was standing next to me, while another aide was snapping pics. So I expected the multi-millionaire to maybe offer to drop me a 5 or 20. (I wouldn't have taken it, or I would have donated it to BB/BS) But alas, nothing more than a thank you. I called his office the following Monday hoping to get a pic of me and Senator together. But mysteriously, they had nothing. I'm sure they thought better of having him look like a dumb@ss that locked his keys in the car. (even tho it was his aide). Good times.
I, for one, am grateful for Jeb Bush: by running in 2016, so sure of himself and his family’s control of the Republican Party, so expecting to win the nomination, so stupidly repeating the RINO mantra... he created President Donald Trump.
Now, as for locking oneself out of the car, the runner up award goes to my wife who locked herself out of a RUNNING car.
Taking the top spot is... me: I locked myself out of my F150 with the keys, my wallet and my phone on the driver’s seat, and in a not-so-great area in DC. Thankfully, a good Samaritan, a self-described former car thief, asked me if I needed help. He went back to his apartment, reappeared with a five-ring set of keys, went through 2 or 3 of them, then easily opened the passenger door. “Ford?” he said. “That’s too easy.” Then he looked at The Club I had put on the steering wheel, scoffed, and said, “Git yerself an alarm.”
I gave him all the cash I had in my wallet and took the-Hell off. To this day I still love this guy.
Well, I’m no fan of Jeb! but I’ve done this before (it’s been a while) so I really don’t have room to talk. 😜
Two words...keyless fob. The fob for my truck goes into my watch pocket and stays there until I change jeans. Each door and the tailgate has a push button, so I can lock or unlock any door or the tailgate with the push of a button. When it’s time to drive away, I step on the brake pedal and push the engine start/stop button. When I arrive at my destination, I place the truck in Park and push the start/stop button again. Convenient for me, but idiot proof for people like Jeb.