A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in:
Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Coastal Alabama
Coastal Mississippi
Coastal Texas
North Dakota
Wyoming
Colorado
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
And Texas
Our dipstick is located in the White House!
Any Questions?
And we bought over 26 million bucks worth of Russian oil in one month. Is dipstick a Putin puppet?
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Actually they are dumping the oil again, got to pretend there is not enough ya know.