[outofsalt]

"The famed mummy died from an arrow to the back"

Ozzy was a Trump supporter!

[LibWhacker]

Almost two years old, but not previously posted as far as I could tell. A wounded—and possibly wanted—man...

I've suspected that from the beginning. Anyone know if they've searched the area with ground penetrating radar, or the like, for other victims? It may be a prehistoric battle site, where his whole crew of bandits were tracked down and killed.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Obviously, he refused to get vaxxed.

Coming soon to so called ‘free’ societies.

[SkyDancer]

I guess his iPad died with that date which is how they determined how old he was.

[dainbramaged]

There’s a tattoo shop about 15 miles from here called “Otzi’s Ink”.

[Dr. Ursus]

Visited his museum in Bolzano. The gear he had with him was fascinating!

[small farm girl]

He leaked info about the DNC and was subsequently mugged but nothing was taken.

[NoLibZone]

We know more about the comings and going’s of Ötzi Then we do about where Obama came from

[wildcard_redneck]

Otzi, the first man killed for not paying his warlord’s taxes.

[butlerweave]

Is the place they found him frozen over with 20 feet of ice yet ?

[sphinx]

(The distribution of these plants in the Alps 5,000 years ago was quite similar to the distribution today.)

Because, you know, global warming.

[smvoice]

Final message:

OTZI was her.....

Scientists conclude OTZI was an ancient transgender climber.
Perfect. The missing link to is actually between man and woman.

[rdl6989]

You may be interested in this.

[jimmygrace]

...some days you eat the dried meat, other days you ARE the dried meat!

[Georgia Girl 2]

Otzi had O Muslims birth certificate.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

There was a funny hoax about Ötzi shortly after he was discovered. A European homosexual-oriented magazine said in jest that scientists had found semen in his rectum. They said it in such a tongue in cheek manner that they assumed nobody would believe it. They were wrong.

It was quickly picked up on the international news wires and was reprinted as fact worldwide, without attribution. The magazine actually panicked a bit, fearing legal troubles if it was traced back to them, so spent a lot of time trying to convince others it was a gag.

Eventually the word got out and was confirmed by the scientists involved.

[Inyo-Mono]

Bookmark.

[BobL]

Any word on whether Ötzi was vaccinated, or was he a Flubro?

[M Kehoe]

Hi.

For a number of reasons, methinks Ötzi was fleeing a posse.

5.56mm

[minnesota_bound]

Imagine all the mountain climbers to discover in the centuries ahead that fell into crevices. The researchers then will just have to look at the cell phones and maps to figure out how they got there.