Babylon Bee: Ben And Jerry’s Introduces Fun New Flavor ‘Push The Jews Into The Sea Salt And Caramel’

The Babylon Bee ^ | July 19th, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

[Trillian]

Would it really surprise anyone if ben and jerry's (who sold out to 'big corporation' unilever) actually did this?

[Army Air Corps]

I am surprised that they don’t have a Palestinian Praline.

[Jewbacca]

I won the Ben and Jerry’s competition to name the Obama flavor by Internet vote — and it was deleted promptly for violating some ex post facto fake rule.

Seriously.

S’more GubMint

Not a joke. I won the vote. I got deleted.

[ocrp1982]

The vehement anti-Semitism and anti-Christian attitudes of effete Euro Socialists and their brethren Dems here in the USA is no coincidence. It has always been so.
Why do the Euro Socialists and American Socialists not display the same hatred towards the far more diversity intolerant Islamists? Perhaps they are afraid of them or, perhaps, The Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend.

[cockroach_magoo]

Only those who love liberty love diversity.

Euro Socialists, American Socialists, and Islamists share a hatred of liberty.

[FreedomPoster]

That’s awesome. The name, not the result, that’s expected.

[GnuThere]

The Squad’s flavor of the month!

[doorgunner69]

Considering what I have come to know of those two, may should be:

“Push the fudge into the brain”

[dfwgator]

“Throw the Jew in the well....”

[Trillian]

I’ve seen companies do this before, when they have internet voting. No surprise there.

[El Cid]

Re: 3

Clever name.

[Jewbacca]

I saw your screen name and was going to ask if you were a Hitchhiker fan.

Then I read your profile and knew.

Formative part of my life. I went to MIT in the late 1980s. Learned English slang from such works! And westerns.

[TBP]

Pressure your local grocery stores to drop Ben and Jerry's.

If you still carry Ben & Jerry's, or you still buy it,

[TBP]

Pressure your local grocery stores to drop Ben and Jerry's.

If you still carry Ben & Jerry's, or you still buy it, YOU are anti-Semitic. Not just Ben & Jerry's. YOU.

[SaxxonWoods]

That carton is missing its Swastika.

[P-Marlowe]

If you hate the Jews, this is the ice cream for yous.

[skr]

Good one! Sorry it didn’t get used.

[wafflehouse]

i hear it its a very popular flavor in Iran

[one guy in new jersey]

What a riot.

Reminds one of the Boaty McBoatface incident (UK).

[fieldmarshaldj]

*satire ping*