[ETL]

“And the sign says “Long-haired freaky people need not apply”
So I put my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine outstanding young man, I think you’ll do
So I took off my hat, I said “Imagine that, huh, me working for you”

Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign”

[Yo-Yo]

“And the sign says “Long-haired freaky people need not apply”

[Publius]

A clever DJ who would eventually leave radio to become an airline pilot did some clever editing for that song.

And the sign said “Long-haired freaky people...will be shot on sight.”
So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the man--
(GUNFIRE SOUND EFFECT: BANG BANG BANG)
Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs
(CONTINE THE CHORUS)