Lol! That’s good.
Doubt it will work, though. Because long-haired freaky people would much rather stay home collecting $20/hour than go to work. In fact, they’d rather do most anything than go to work.
Great Escape drops ban on pierced, tattooed employees
Amid worker shortage, park eliminates its traditional “grooming guidelines”
https://www.timesunion.com/news/article/Dreadlocked-pierced-and-tattooed-employees-are-16281632.php