Hayfever Sufferers Confused As Symptoms The 'Same' As New Delta Covid Variant

TYLA ^ | Kimberly Bond

[goodnesswins]

Oh, sheesh....it’s OUT OF CONTROL!!!!

[Night Hides Not]

That Covid is a sneaky bastard, isn’t he?

[KarlInOhio]

I'm waiting for the Epsilon Variant where the only symptom is 10% more eye boogers than usual for one morning. Shut down the economy and make everyone wear masks and goggles.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

It's hay fever.

Just stop it.

[CJ Wolf]

Dear DS, I just rescued a German Shepherd. It sheds. I have noticed a bit of congestion especially the last night it slept with me. Do I have the covid delta or delta zeta-con variants?

[CheshireTheCat]

For me, I can’t wait for the Lambda variant where you feel otherwise fine, if a bit cranky, but your sense of smell is off and everything smells like sheep.

Wait, I think I might have that already.

Maybe I’m Patient Zero.

Unclean! Unclean!

[moonhawk]

God forbid you should spread the sniffles....

[21twelve]

“...a runny nose, sore throat and headache...”

I’m a goner, for sure. Figures. The first real job I had the company had the name “Delta” in it.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Take a Benadryl.

And give the puppy another good brushing and a treat because "who is a good boy? you. you are a good boy"

[LIConFem]

OMG!!! I've had the Delta variant since 1989!!!

I'm gonna die...

[robel]

Just a wild guess, but there will likely be record low cases of hay fever this season.

[ransomnote]

Worryingly, three of the most common symptoms people are now reporting are a runny nose, sore throat and headache, symptoms that could easily be dismissed or overlooked as hayfever or a seasonal cold.
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How dare we overlook a minor illness the way we used to do. How could we ever think to have an economy or keep our businesses functioning when we could have sneezes and a scratchy throat. Surely we must panic and lockdown for months, weakening our immune systems further.

[Karliner]

OMG OMG OMeffingGod! QUICK THE MASKS AND ISOLATION! Oh merciful and beneficent big pharma you are my god and my life, I bow before your miracle cure!

Or not.

[metmom]

Do they have any idea how common those symptoms are?

They are symptoms for almost every illness out there.

[metmom]

Just a wild guess, but there will likely be record low cases of hay fever this season.

But of course. It’s the cure for allergies, just like it eliminated the flu last year.

What a resourceful virus. So smart.

[Trillian]

Mass hysteria.
Cats and bats, living together.

[crz]

People just remember this.

When asked how they did it, Herman Goering said that when you make people afraid of something you can make them do anything you want. Para..

[C210N]

Is this variant Delta or is it Delta-1?

[Cobra64]

Yup. Just as COVID cured the flu. This crap is beyond belief with these morons. I call this whole COVID thing a “scamdemic” brought to you by Uncle Sam.