1 posted on
06/28/2021 9:47:36 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Oh, sheesh....it’s OUT OF CONTROL!!!!
2 posted on
06/28/2021 9:49:24 PM PDT by
goodnesswins
(The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution." -- Saul Alinksy)
To: BenLurkin
I'm waiting for the Epsilon Variant where the only symptom is 10% more eye boogers than usual for one morning. Shut down the economy and make everyone wear masks and goggles.
4 posted on
06/28/2021 9:58:34 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Police should refuse duty at NBA venues. Let them wallow in their desired chaos without police.)
To: BenLurkin
It's hay fever.
Just stop it.
5 posted on
06/28/2021 10:17:09 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. (I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.))
To: BenLurkin
God forbid you should spread the sniffles....
8 posted on
06/28/2021 10:36:43 PM PDT by
moonhawk
(Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party? Asking for a friend.)
To: BenLurkin
OMG!!! I've had the Delta variant since 1989!!!
I'm gonna die...
11 posted on
06/28/2021 10:53:38 PM PDT by
LIConFem
(Bring a Commie to room temperature for Mommy)
To: BenLurkin
Just a wild guess, but there will likely be record low cases of hay fever this season.
12 posted on
06/28/2021 10:54:14 PM PDT by
robel
To: BenLurkin
Worryingly, three of the most common symptoms people are now reporting are a runny nose, sore throat and headache, symptoms that could easily be dismissed or overlooked as hayfever or a seasonal cold.
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How dare we overlook a minor illness the way we used to do. How could we ever think to have an economy or keep our businesses functioning when we could have sneezes and a scratchy throat. Surely we must panic and lockdown for months, weakening our immune systems further.
13 posted on
06/28/2021 11:13:57 PM PDT by
ransomnote
(IN GOD WE TRUST)
To: BenLurkin
OMG OMG OMeffingGod! QUICK THE MASKS AND ISOLATION! Oh merciful and beneficent big pharma you are my god and my life, I bow before your miracle cure!
Or not.
14 posted on
06/28/2021 11:22:05 PM PDT by
Karliner
(Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
To: BenLurkin
Do they have any idea how common those symptoms are?
They are symptoms for almost every illness out there.
15 posted on
06/28/2021 11:24:08 PM PDT by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith……)
To: BenLurkin
Mass hysteria.
Cats and bats, living together.
17 posted on
06/28/2021 11:33:39 PM PDT by
Trillian
To: All
People just remember this.
When asked how they did it, Herman Goering said that when you make people afraid of something you can make them do anything you want. Para..
18 posted on
06/28/2021 11:46:32 PM PDT by
crz
To: BenLurkin
With President Trump gone, I doubt this variant will be fear-mongered as a pandemic - what would be the point?
To: BenLurkin
The globo-Marxists must be terrified... that delta won’t hospitalize people.
Before the system of tyranny they set up dies away, they’ll need something else quick. What is Plan C? Or is it Plan D or E by now?
To: BenLurkin
The zeta version’s going to start with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim will become dizzy, begin to experience an itchy rash, then the poison will go to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling.
Have the lasagna.
24 posted on
06/29/2021 4:01:36 AM PDT by
Hazwaste
(Socialists are like slinkies. Only good for pushing down stairs.)
To: BenLurkin
Is it safe to drink water from a Delta faucet?
25 posted on
06/29/2021 4:39:43 AM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Whatever doesn’t kill you will make you stronger. Except bears. Bears will definitely kill you.h)
To: BenLurkin
My wife’s friend came over on Saturday and sounded horrible. They had been burning hay the day before. Zyrtec fixed it but I was still avoiding her since I have Strep
28 posted on
06/29/2021 4:53:06 AM PDT by
AppyPappy
(How many fingers am I holding up, Winston? )
To: BenLurkin
The new Phi variant has the same symptoms as eating a can of beans. If you are flatulent, it might be WuFlu 22.
31 posted on
06/29/2021 5:07:10 AM PDT by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...
32 posted on
06/29/2021 7:23:44 AM PDT by
bitt
( A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague.)
To: BenLurkin
The strain that causes sniffles will be the next COVID variety we have to look out for. Talk about confusing!
To: BenLurkin
Remember to take your Ivermectin. It spits on variants.
35 posted on
06/29/2021 12:51:24 PM PDT by
Stentor
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