[bagster]

I will embarrass myself every round by missing at least one 2 ft putt

The Life of Bagster

I am a sh*t golfer. Never broke 110 (I don't cheat).

So there I was, on a par three. I hit about one foot from the hole on my drive. OMG, I says to my self. ALMOST A HOLE IN ONE!!!

Self, I says, walking up to the hole, at least you got your very first birdie.

You can guess the rest.

😢

The end.

[reed13k]

I have golfed maybe 1/2 a dozen times in my life. Once was in Abu Dahbi, while in service, where you had to carry a piece of astroturf with you to “simulate the fairway” while the “greens” were kept pristine.

On a work outing I struck my ball from the tee, it flew over the small stream that crossed the green and then curved, recrossed the stream and landed to the far right back on the same side of the stream as it had started.

Slice - shank.... whatever... I just know on the same 9 holes I hit a 30 ft put...but I wisely knew my days were not meant to be spending money on golf.

[grey_whiskers]

Did I ever tell you about the time I scored (I think it was) 63 on one hole in Mini-Golf?

Golf is not for me.

[hillarynot]

“Life of Bagster”

Where can I get an autographed copy of what must be a masterpiece. I can’t wait to see the pictures