After you publish your cruise report I’m going to post my slides from a trip to Yellowstone in 1983. Lol, WTFC?!
This will be my 37th cruise. I enjoyed all previous except the one on Royal Caribbean ship Monarch of the Seas. That ship was small, it was crowded with long lines for everything. The best ship was the enormous Oasis of the Seas, also Royal Caribbean, with 6000 passengers. It was least crowded, more choices for eating, and it was 1/2 mile walk from our cabin to assigned dining room and back. So we got lots of exercise. The ship had a living forest on it, with birds living there permanently. And I tried water skiing on top of the ship which was a blast.
Yellowstone? OMG mosquito heaven, dirty outhouses, ordinary food, no entertainment, no romantic bars, cooking and cleaning yourself, no thanks. I like getting pampered on a cruise ship, eat the best cuisine, watch Vegas style stage shows every evening, tax free shopping for jewelry, perfumes, clothes, watches etc, dozen or more romantic bars on ship and I can stagger back to the cabin without driving.