Yellowstone? OMG mosquito heaven, dirty outhouses, ordinary food, no entertainment, no romantic bars, cooking and cleaning yourself, no thanks. I like getting pampered on a cruise ship, eat the best cuisine, watch Vegas style stage shows every evening, tax free shopping for jewelry, perfumes, clothes, watches etc, dozen or more romantic bars on ship and I can stagger back to the cabin without driving.
Lol, you missed the point. But, oh yeah, cruises are sooo exciting, omg...