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To: bagster

HUMOR SLIDE:

Donald Trump, George Bush and Joe Biden were captured by a militant group in a small central American country and were set to be executed by a firing squad. Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out “Earthquake”. The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

George Bush was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and George pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given George yelled out “Tornado”. Again the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.

The last person Joe Biden was placed against the wall. He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall. He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled.

As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled “Fire!”.


1,360 posted on 06/08/2021 5:38:31 PM PDT by bitt ( A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague.)
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To: bitt; Bigg Red; bagster

Cause I just had to...

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1,363 posted on 06/08/2021 5:47:19 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Patriots, stop looking at the politicians as enemies. Look at the complicit Legacy Media.)
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To: bitt

⚡🤣🤣🤣🤣⚡LOL


1,422 posted on 06/08/2021 8:49:14 PM PDT by greeneyes ( Moderation In Pursuit of Justice is NO Virtue--LET FREEDOM RING)
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