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Police arrest Arizona man after finding his severed finger
ABC 15 / AP ^ | April 24, 2021 | Anon

Posted on 04/27/2021 11:19:19 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom

Edited on 04/27/2021 12:42:02 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

Authorities have arrested a man who police believe severed his finger while slashing his neighbor's car tires after an argument.

The Casa Grande Dispatch reported that the Maricopa Police Department said Kevin Johnson was arrested and identified as the owner of the finger found on his neighbor's driveway.


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To: monkeyshine

LOL...the finger fits the (self-inflicted) punishment AND crime!


41 posted on 04/27/2021 11:49:50 AM PDT by Jane Long (America, Bless God....blessed be the Nation ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

kinda wonder what was going through his mind afterwards...


42 posted on 04/27/2021 11:49:52 AM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... ๐Ÿ˜)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Darwin Award nominee.


43 posted on 04/27/2021 11:53:24 AM PDT by immadashell (New Planned Parenthood slogan: Black Babiesโ€™ Lives Don't Matter!)
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To: dragnet2
"I heard the argument was over the forensic audit."

I'm betting there are digital clues yet to be discovered!

44 posted on 04/27/2021 11:53:39 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

OMG LOL!!!!


45 posted on 04/27/2021 11:55:14 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping List )
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

In your face, Florida Man!


46 posted on 04/27/2021 11:55:16 AM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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To: ClearCase_guy
No stool pigeon needed here. The guy fingered himself.

Caught red handed!

47 posted on 04/27/2021 11:57:20 AM PDT by SIDENET (ISAIAH 5:20)
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To: Beowulf9

Lol...we saw this on local broadcast. We are out-Floridaing Florida.


48 posted on 04/27/2021 12:05:08 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Ha!!

Great thread

Thanks for posting


49 posted on 04/27/2021 12:19:41 PM PDT by redinIllinois (Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' Grandma - multi issue voter)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I was in Maricopa one time getting gas and this little kid next door was throwing rocks at a rooster in his yard.

The yard had about 8ft high fences that kept the birds in place. I’ll be damned if that bird didn’t fly right out after being pelted a couple times.

I laughed and laughed. Child was stunned.


50 posted on 04/27/2021 12:20:52 PM PDT by eyedigress (Trump is my President!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Don’t those things belong in Wendy’s Chili?


51 posted on 04/27/2021 12:22:12 PM PDT by nevadapatriot
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award goes to neighbor Kevin Johnson:


52 posted on 04/27/2021 12:38:08 PM PDT by jonrick46 ( Leftnicks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)
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To: grey_whiskers

I’ll second that:)!


53 posted on 04/27/2021 12:43:54 PM PDT by milagro (There is no peace in appeasement! )
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To: Navy Patriot

LOL...the Nelson pic is perfect in both ways!


54 posted on 04/27/2021 12:47:42 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (Real happiness is one that you share)
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To: Michael.SF.

LOL!!!


55 posted on 04/27/2021 12:49:27 PM PDT by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: Beowulf9

It was a joke about the DNA.

They obviously have his fingerprint and he’s probably a repeat criminal with prints on file, so just use the handily available fingerprint to ID him. No need for a long and expensive DNA test.


56 posted on 04/27/2021 12:50:55 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (Real happiness is one that you share)
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To: \/\/ayne

“In your face, Florida Man!”

Yeah, that was my first thought, too. Nothing like giving Florida Man a run for his money, hug?


57 posted on 04/27/2021 12:52:39 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (Real happiness is one that you share)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

The flying fickle finger of fate.


58 posted on 04/27/2021 12:55:12 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: lexington minuteman 1775
Some newspapers, magazines and TV stations have a headline writer with a sense of humor. Most don't.

Man Arrested After Police Find His Severed Finger at the Crime Scene -- Newsweek

Maricopa woman finds tires slashed and a severed finger in her driveway -- MSN

AZ Man Kevin Johnson Arrested After Slashing Neighbors Tires Leaving Finger Behind -- TheCount.com

Police arrest Arizona man after finding his severed finger -- AZ Central

Police arrest Arizona man after finding his severed finger at crime scene -- KY3 TV

Police arrest Arizona man after finding his severed finger -- ABC News

Owner of Maricopa severed finger identified, arrested -- PinalCentral.com

...and FINALLY...

Arizona tire slasher fingered -- The Miner (it took long enough!)

59 posted on 04/27/2021 1:00:42 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (Real happiness is one that you share)
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To: faucetman

Begs the question...did the apple fall far from the tree?


60 posted on 04/27/2021 1:01:13 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (Real happiness is one that you share)
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