[DUMBGRUNT]

I would like to present to you the next Senator from the great state of Minnesota... Faruk Fatih Ozer!!!

[dfwgator]

He took the Midnight Express.

[Grampa Dave]

DUH!

That was totally unexpected!

Sarcasm now off.

[Jonty30]

Is he selling out to the Russian mafia?

[blueunicorn6]

I hate when this happens.

[unread]

"I would like to present to you the next Senator from the great state of Minnesota... Faruk Fatih Ozer!!!"

HA.! That's kinda like what I was thinking...

As a major contributor to slow joe he have MUCH power in the democratic party.. Well, very much like soros himself.!

[Dilbert San Diego]

How do digital assets get trapped in an inaccessible wallet?

From what little I know about Bitcoin, etc. I thought that there are multiple entries made in ledgers in blockchains of data, so that the transactions are verified in multiple locations. But as noted, I know very little about Bitcoin.

[Leaning Right]

> I would like to present to you the next Senator from the great state of Minnesota... Faruk Fatih Ozer!!! <

Well, you can “adjust” a lot of Dominion voting machines for $2 billion.

[Seruzawa]

Crypto investors should expect more of this.

[PGR88]

Seems like bitcoin still has human problems.

[Starcitizen]

In my best Gomer Pyle voice: “Surprise, surprise, surprise”

[Vaquero]

Ponzi. Did I say ponzi?

[bgill]

I keep getting schooled on FR that this can’t possibly happen.

[PAR35]

“abnormal fluctuation in the company accounts.”

That's a bit unusual. Generally it is the customer's money that's considered to have disappeared, and the company accounts are deemed to be intact.

I'll trust crypto when my deposit is FDIC insured, and the bank is subject to audits.

[bunkerhill7]

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