Democrats Warn That If HR 1 Isn’t Passed, Republicans Could Win Some Elections

Babylon Bee ^ | 4/7/2021

[Lazamataz]

WASHINGTON D.C.—As states like Georgia move to change voting laws, Democrats are pushing a federal voting law, HR 1, to take over voting in all states and counteract such moves. And as they promote the law, Democrats have a dire warning: If HR 1 isn’t passed, Republicans could sometimes win elections.

“If we don’t radically change voting laws,” Senator Chuck Schumer told the press, “we could have horrible outcomes to elections in which Republicans sometimes win. We Democrats, along with journalists, have explained over and over to the American people that Republicans are bad and Democrats are smart and good, and yet Republicans keep sometimes winning. Obviously, something bad is going on there, and it must be stopped.”

HR 1 will help stop Republicans from winning by allowing more mail-in voting and other methods that will allow Democrats to stall voting counts for weeks to “find” more votes when needed. It will also make voting so easy that it will ensure the enfranchisement of Democrats’ most reliably loyal group: foreign terrorists who hate America and want to destroy it.

[Lazamataz]

The Babylon Bee delivers again.

[Pelham]

I am so jealous of the wise asses of the Babylon Bee.

[metmom]

This is satire?

Since when did the Bee move into covering factual news?

[Liz]

REWRITE DESK: Reublicans Warn That If HR 1 Is Passed, Democrats Could Lose Some Elections

[Liz]

The number of State visits (per country) President Trump was invited to are:

One: Afghanistan, Argentina, Canada, China, Finland, India, Iraq, Israel, North Korea,
Philippines, Poland, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Vatican City and the disputed West Bank

Two: Belgium, Germany, Ireland, Italy, South Korea, Switzerland and Vietnam

Three: Japan and the United Kingdom

Four: France

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The number of state visits to which Biden has been invited:

ZERO