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MLB moves All-Star game to Denver – This is why
Liberal Lunacy ^ | 4/6/21 | liberallunacy staff

Posted on 04/06/2021 3:18:47 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

Following faux conservative outrage at the movement of the All-Star game from Atlanta to Denver, Major League Baseball offered the following reasoning for the move:

An anonymous spokesman with access to inside information said today, “We understand the disappointment of those in Atlanta and Cobb County at the movement of this game. We understand and sympathize with the hundreds of people of color who will lose tens of thousands of dollars due to our decision to move the game to a majority white city with more restrictive voting laws than Georgia,”

“That said, we felt moving the game to a state where the citizens are more compliant to government rule, who are more willing to be subservient to state/federal dictates, over-rides having the game in a state where the citizens are displaying a disturbing amount of independence and exerting states rights to reform their election law as they see fit, not what's in the best interest of the country”.

“We hope the citizens of Georgia will learn a valuable lesson in this, and become more open to change, or, in other words, you know, the thing”.

“We also want to remind the fans that valid picture ID will be required to get into the game”.

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To: wildcard_redneck

It is hard to get whiter than Denver.


Try the conservative/Evangelical bastions of:

Portland, Seattle, Salt Lake City


21 posted on 04/06/2021 4:17:11 PM PDT by Hieronymus
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

I can hardly wait to not watch it or, any other game for that matter.


22 posted on 04/06/2021 4:27:49 PM PDT by kempster (w President of all time.)
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To: GRRRRR

But CBS could choose not to cover the Masters.


23 posted on 04/06/2021 4:36:53 PM PDT by waredbird
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Colorado has had universal mail-in voting for a long time. Everyone receives a mail-in ballot. Someone who receives a mail-in ballot may vote in person instead, if they want to.


24 posted on 04/06/2021 4:57:54 PM PDT by familyop
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Because, Colorado has a ‘rat Governor.


25 posted on 04/06/2021 5:26:49 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: cornfedcowboy

Not so. The LPGA can only remove the the sanction, Augusta owns the title the title “The Masters”. Augusta can still play the Masters exactly as it has in the past and the LPGA can’t do a damn thing about it.


26 posted on 04/06/2021 5:37:07 PM PDT by .44 Special (Tp)
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To: GRRRRR

I’m having fun with you. Pretty hard to move an entire golf course.
Masters is only Masters with Augusta.


27 posted on 04/06/2021 5:39:06 PM PDT by cornfedcowboy ( )
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To: .44 Special

The LPGA is the Ladies Professional Golf Association. Did you mean the PGA?


28 posted on 04/06/2021 6:14:30 PM PDT by Freee-dame
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To: MCF

Why can’t Atlanta and/or Georgia sue MLB?


29 posted on 04/06/2021 6:38:08 PM PDT by Glad2bnuts (“If there are no absolutes by which to judge society, then society is absolute.” Francis Schaeffer, )
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To: Glad2bnuts

If there are signed contracts they most can.


30 posted on 04/06/2021 7:07:49 PM PDT by MCF (If my home can't be my Castle, then it will be my Alamo)
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To: waredbird

The Masters could shop the tournament to any network they want, and CBS loses a lot of money.


31 posted on 04/06/2021 7:13:36 PM PDT by Glad2bnuts (“If there are no absolutes by which to judge society, then society is absolute.” Francis Schaeffer, )
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
“We also want to remind the fans that valid picture ID will be required to get into the game”. Developing...

I have been preaching this message since MLB decided to move the game: Valid picture ID to travel to the game by air, check into hotel, and enter the stadium -- all of which are places of public transport/accommodation under the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

32 posted on 04/06/2021 7:14:59 PM PDT by Labyrinthos
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To: Labyrinthos

Per new MLB rules all batters must show the home plate umpire picture ID before entering the batter’s box and immediately after scoring a run . Failure to do so will invoke an automatic out, same as the infield fly rule.


33 posted on 04/07/2021 12:12:56 AM PDT by .44 Special (Tp)
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To: ConservativeInPA

MLB—fun as a kid. Today’s “action” is a good way to start a nap!


34 posted on 04/07/2021 12:32:47 AM PDT by Does so (The Media is the enemy of the people...Trial lawyers close behind...)
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