My new BFF, Hulka:
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Short story:
In grocery store mask-less, a Karen came up to me and demanded I put a mask on. The conversation went like this:
Karen (K): put on a mask, you have to wear a mask!
Me: I have a medical exemption and can’t wear a mask
K: I don’t care, you HAVE to wear a mask!
Me: No, I don’t. Didn’t you see Dr Fauchi’s press conference this morning?
K: (paused and had a confused look). Ahhh. . .no.
Me: He said it’s been found cocoa protects against the COVID virus. SO, Fauchi said you don’t have to wear a mask if you shampoo your hair with chocolate syrup.
K: No. . he said that!?
Me: Yeah, and he said that’s why Africans don’t get COVID because the African Coca beans are the most powerful and protect better than cocoa beans from other continents.
K: No, really?
Me: Yup, really. He said if you don’t have syrup you can put a piece of chocolate on your head and wear it all day. He said if you do this you don’t have to wear a mask.
K: Wow. . .I didn’t know that. I gotta go and buy some chocolate syrup (and turned and walked away briskly).
Seriously, I did this and I swear that was her response.
I suggest anyone with a FB account post this and see where it goes. (I don’t have a FB account).
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Tell me that isn't the greatest story in the history of the internet.
World War Q(XVII) has begun in earnest.
We can fight their fake propaganda with
funny fake facts faster than fact checkers can fathom.
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I am sincerely humbled.
In case you didn’t know, Hulka was an A-10 jockey.
That’s pretty funny, but I would have gone with something like neem oil rather than chocolate because neem smells funny.
—Except I would have put a splash of peppermint, lavender, or some other decent-smelling essential oil on a lock of my hair or the back of my collar and told her it was neem.
But that’s just me.
Ohhh that’s a good one, Hulka!
Did you do this on April 1st?
Wear chocolate/wash hair with chocolate syrup....
LOL !