[CheshireTheCat]

That’s pretty funny, but I would have gone with something like neem oil rather than chocolate because neem smells funny.

—Except I would have put a splash of peppermint, lavender, or some other decent-smelling essential oil on a lock of my hair or the back of my collar and told her it was neem.

But that’s just me.

[bagster]

That’s pretty funny, but I would have gone with something like neem oil rather than chocolate because neem smells funny.

That would be funny....if anybody on the planet Earth knew what neem oil was besides you.

*said in a nice way*