Unusual tweet by Strategic Command spurs comedic comments

Stars and Stripes ^ | March 28, 2021 | Seth Robsom

[House Atreides]

Did a military mascot gain control of the U.S. Strategic Command Twitter account or has someone inadvertently released the launch code for a nuclear weapon?

These were among the questions asked by commenters after the command, at 8:48 a.m. Monday, tweeted the sequence “;l;;gmlxzssaw.”

The unusual message had received more than 12,000 likes, 9,000 retweets and hundreds of comments less than an hour after it was posted.

“Apologizes for any confusion. Please disregard this post,” the command, at Offutt Air Force Base, Neb., tweeted in vain after the original message.

[AFB-XYZ]

I'm surprised they even came out from under the bed to text after seeing an obvious buttdial..

You've gotta admit that the butt had mad skilz, yo.

[Fiddlstix]

;l;;gmlxzssaw

OMG! My FR password has been discovered.....

[Yardstick]

;;gmlxzssaw
~~~~~~~~~~~~
The latest non-binary gender category?

[I want the USA back]

biden sent the nuclear code to destroy Moscow. He thought he was opening a bottle of Geritol.

[Bratch]

[Yo-Yo]

Back when I was in, we called SAC the ‘dark side of the force’.

Back when I was in, SAC were the stuck-up a-holes who insisted on shined shoes every day from the flightline mechanics.

[Fred Hayek]

Offutt was probably the worst with all the farts and darts.

[KarlInOhio]

Well, I’ve been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that’s the stupidest thing I ever seen come over a tweet. You sure you got today’s codes?

[moovova]

Butt text.

[Tom54]

POE

[Ben Hecks]

;l;;gmlxzssaw

I'm surprised everyone has missed this one; that is STRATCOM code for All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

[pfflier]

We were lucky to be missile maintenance weenies. Our team and security escort was alone, 30 to 100 miles from the base just doing our job without the BS.

We were good at it and they left us alone.

[zeugma]

Do they have cats at SAC?

[VTenigma]

Maybe not cats, but certainly pussies.

[Yo-Yo]

We were lucky to be missile maintenance weenies. Our team and security escort was alone, 30 to 100 miles from the base just doing our job without the BS.

I was TAC (ACC today) and worked in shop on avionics for the F-111A. Our Automatic test stations were run from a central computer called CENPAC. CENPAC could control up to ten test stations simultaneously.

We were told that the CENPACS were cast-offs from SAC and used to control 10 Titan II missile silos. Don't know if it was true, but it always made a good story.

[Salamander]

The dogs got hold of it.

[RitchieAprile]

how does a cat get a TS clearance to be in a SCIF?

[PAR35]

Shoot! A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Cat on the keyboard.

[PAR35]

Ignore the a and z - misses for the caps lock. The key symbols are 1SS. the rest are fill.