Posted on 03/11/2021 4:44:12 AM PST by sodpoodle
Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. Since the minimum wage was increased to $15 the owner had to replace his regular human bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says," 168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious..So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Biden?"
Socialism always starts with poor and uneducated people.
Socialism always ends up with poor and uneducated people.......................
I don’t know if you can “read” facebook but the facepalm in this “thread” about Communism is scary.
https://www.facebook.com/LivingSlavic/photos/a.1542033539425192/2508449882783548/
So many people in the West 10-80 years old who suck up to Communist dictatorships. “But that’s not real Communism and any failings are because of the CIA!”
Same old excuse, “They just didn’t do it right.”...................
A. Who cares?
Exactly. Intelligence and character are completely separate. Some of the sweetest-tempered people you’ll ever meet are those born with Down Syndrome. And of course their IQs are quite low. And we all know really bright people who are evil SOBs.
“. . .vote for Sheila Jackson-Lee as their representative.”
Just to prove how enlightened they are, how much they are woke, to demonstrate they are not racist, to atone for their “privilege” and all that sort of self-loathing nonsense. . .
The guy they fall on!
Drolly amusing. The delivery is a little mechanical. /rimshot
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