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Royal Family is Finally Providing Bang for the Buck
Townhall.com ^ | March 10, 2021 | /rachel Marsden

Posted on 03/10/2021 8:18:44 AM PST by Kaslin

PARIS -- We pardon the interruption of your regularly scheduled programming of global conflict, economic woes and morbid daily pandemic tallies to bring you the sordid tale of a married couple complaining to a billionaire about their family, from which they have recently emancipated themselves and now accuse of racist undertones, backstabbing, badmouthing and almost driving one of them to suicide.

Does that sound like a matter on which the White House and the prime minister of the United Kingdom should be commenting? Because they were asked to. Does it sound like something that 17 million Americans and millions more abroad would take time out of their own busy lives to witness? Because that indeed happened. All due to the fact that the family in question isn't some unknown entity on a reality TV show but rather the British monarchy. And the couple in question is Meghan Markle and Prince Harry. Their confidante? American talk-show mogul Oprah Winfrey. Crass and unbecoming of royals? Perhaps. But then what isn't these days?

I'm from Canada, part of the British Commonwealth. It's estimated that the royal family costs each of us in the Commonwealth $1.58 in U.S. dollars per year. The question for those paying taxes to the monarchy has always been whether we're getting our money's worth. Now that certain family members are putting on a show that costs far less than a monthly Netflix subscription, perhaps the answer is finally yes.

The big question seems to be whether Meghan and Harry will somehow reform the monarchy. Into what, exactly? From a rather boring reality show into a hit reality show? Mission accomplished. The Oprah interview is now widely considered to be the biggest royal interview since Princess Diana of Wales aired dirty laundry about her marriage to Prince Charles in a BBC interview a quarter-century ago, which is perhaps the last time anyone paid serious attention to the royals aside from the occasional wedding.

No doubt the monarchy takes itself seriously and has many people within "the firm" working hard on its branding. But the reality is that we're a long way from the initial function and purpose of the British royals. Elizabeth I, for example, has a biography that reads like that of a military commander. But her reign was back in the 16th century, when the world was much different and monarchy was synonymous with government. While the queen is still technically the head of state of Britain and Canada, the prime ministers of those nations carry out the daily functions of running the country, while the monarchy has become a vestige.

In much the same way that the human appendix is considered an evolutionary remnant that played a digestive role back when humans were more herbivorous, the royal family no longer has a practical function. It exists to serve as a living reminder of the British Empire. It has a public relations function similar to that of foreign diplomats. But it has lost the power to shape actual policy, since such a role for a monarch would be incompatible with the modern democracy that Britain has become.

There's nothing wrong with the monarchy serving as a living window into Britain's past -- a reminder of the nation's roots. But the problem with being statues in a living museum is that it's hard to know what to do with yourself when you wake up in the morning. Mostly, the royals try to spend their time serving charitable causes and bringing attention to various social issues. But now they're competing for relevance in a noisy sea of "influencers" with jacked-up bums and chests, plastic after-market modifications, and a willingness to say anything to capture an audience whose attention spans increasingly approach those of fruit flies due to the rewiring of their brains by the instant-gratification programming of social media.

Now that Meghan and Harry have moved to Hollywood and picked a public fight with their family from across the Atlantic, they have already changed the royal family in a sense. With just one interview, they've made the royal family drama the hottest reality show in the world. People can't seem to get enough, judging by the ratings. It may be incompatible with how the institution views itself, but it's entirely aligned with what people seem to want in the current times. By playing things too straight, the monarchy would be making the same kind of miscalculation that Tom Cruise made by fancying himself a dramatic actor rather than a seriously talented comedic one.

In much the same way that the military-industrial complex is the ultimate winner when it sells weapons to both sides in a war, the British monarchy as an institution is the ultimate winner in this family skirmish. It's back on the radar as an entity that's relatable to a world captivated by publicly aired personal drama and nonstop oversharing.

The royals are finally showing the plebeians how it's really done. Own it. Embrace it. Unless, of course, you have something more compelling to offer the thirsty masses paying for the privilege.


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To: ctdonath2

“This couple has nothing to offer the world warranting millions watching. Diana at least was a fairy tale princess promoting meaningful charity work. Meghan is a cougar; Harry is a cuck.”

Well said!


21 posted on 03/10/2021 9:32:42 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: detch

I’m with Mark Twain on royalty:

“I urged that kings were dangerous. He said, then have cats.

He was sure that a royal family of cats would answer every purpose.

They would be as useful as any other royal family, they would know as much, they would have the same virtues and the same treacheries, the same disposition to get up shindies with other royal cats, they would be laughable vain and absurd and never know it, they would be wholly inexpensive, finally, they would have as sound a divine right as any other royal house...

The worship of royalty being founded in unreason, these graceful and harmless cats would easily become as sacred as any other royalties, and indeed more so,...”

From “A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court”.


22 posted on 03/10/2021 9:39:29 AM PST by skepsel (I miss William F. Buckley and the old Firing Line)
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To: All

Ben Shapiro had this grifter couple pegged in his video.


23 posted on 03/10/2021 9:39:43 AM PST by BipolarBob (Biden/Harris - the regime our Founding fathers warned us about.)
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To: skepsel

You posted a good one...
I’m with Mark Twain on royalty:


The Italians ended the monarchy in 1946 in voting for a Republic.

Now they joke...
“After the game, the King and the Pawn go in the same box.”


24 posted on 03/10/2021 9:57:39 AM PST by detch (")
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To: ctdonath2
"Harry Markle"

Sounds like something you'd find on your keester...

25 posted on 03/10/2021 10:15:00 AM PST by kiryandil (New Movie: The Assassination Of Ashli Babbitt By The Anonymous Coward)
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To: ctdonath2
I didn't watch the interview because I can't bear to listen to any of those three prevaricators, but I see clips in the various news articles. Halfwit looked even more like a simpleton than usual in this one. He's forgotten he's in the middle of an "interview" with Oprah and has zoned out to interact with a chicken.
26 posted on 03/10/2021 10:59:17 AM PST by Cecily
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To: Kaslin
When has Harry all of a sudden have chipped teeth and not the beautiful white full smile of expensive Royal teeth? Ask yourselves...Was the manly Oprah really Oprah? Was that really the nose of Meghan? Was it a LOOK here moment while the real news is elsewhere?

Does Tyler Perry have a complete White House studio in Atlanta, GA..by the air port? Diversion...excellent. It seems to be working well especially on the hate Meghan front..and whimpy ex-soldier Harry. I hope they are actually in a safe place. Remember the attacks on Princess Di? Same play book. Now no one is talking about pervert Phillip/Charles and don't forget Andrew...oh, and the Queen locked out of the London castle.

27 posted on 03/10/2021 11:01:56 AM PST by STARLIT (Its not the destination, Its the JOURNEY"..Emerson)
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To: Cecily
Halfwit looked even more like a simpleton than usual in this one. He's forgotten he's in the middle of an "interview" with Oprah and has zoned out to interact with a chicken.

If Wendell doesn't eat, nobody eats...


28 posted on 03/10/2021 11:10:04 AM PST by Magnatron
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To: Meatspace
Elizabeth II will be the last Queen.

England has plenty of queens...


29 posted on 03/10/2021 11:16:10 AM PST by Magnatron
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To: Kaslin
At least Chief Illiniwek provided entertainment at U of Illinois halftime shows. Of course, he dressed like Liberace, but he was in show biz after all...

These people serve the same purpose.

30 posted on 03/10/2021 11:39:33 AM PST by Bernard (“When once the guardian angel has taken flight, everything is lost”. – William H. Seward, 1/12/1861)
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To: RummyChick; Jane Long
This could easily be the One Royal ....

Here's the Royal I believe who made issue of "color" that upset Megan....This is Princess Michael of Kent wearing a Brooch To Lunch With Meghan Markle And The Less Significant Royals which the Queen holds every year....

Princess Michael of Kent, otherwise known as "Princess Pushy" who sees herself as the only true blood royal Princess, appears to have sent a subtle hint what she thought of Megan.......


31 posted on 03/10/2021 6:22:39 PM PST by caww ("Politics is not a game, but a serious business" - Churchill)
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