To: nickcarraway
Satan lives in Massachusetts? No surprise there.
2 posted on
03/05/2021 9:39:07 PM PST by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
To: nickcarraway
on the positive side of this story, at least we know where the Satan is hanging out!
3 posted on
03/05/2021 9:48:23 PM PST by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born, they are excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
hey. is satan an iPhone person or Droid person?
To: nickcarraway
6 posted on
03/05/2021 10:03:39 PM PST by
Impala64ssa
(Virtue signalling is no virtue)
To: nickcarraway
7 posted on
03/05/2021 10:04:39 PM PST by
fieldmarshaldj
(DEFEAT THE COUP D'ETAT BY THE STALINAZI DERP STATE !)
To: nickcarraway
My wife probably would have been startled and shot him.
8 posted on
03/05/2021 10:08:35 PM PST by
fireman15
To: nickcarraway
to complain about an encounter with a man dressed all in black, including a mask covering his entire face and his hood drawn tight.
11 posted on
03/05/2021 10:14:23 PM PST by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: nickcarraway
Did he use as a pickup line
“Look into my eyes, you’ll see who I am
My name is Lucifer, please take my hand.”
13 posted on
03/05/2021 10:27:06 PM PST by
Fred Hayek
(Antifa=BLM=RevCom=CPUSA = CCP=Democratic Party )
To: nickcarraway
The biggest surprise is that Satan is not on Tinder.
14 posted on
03/05/2021 10:27:09 PM PST by
Reverend Wright
( Everything touched by progressives, dies !)
To: nickcarraway
New York. Satan goes there looking for a date and no one even bats an eye.
‘Not funny, Satan’.
16 posted on
03/05/2021 10:31:35 PM PST by
Beowulf9
To: nickcarraway
17 posted on
03/05/2021 10:47:02 PM PST by
CtBigPat
(The period of Crisis is ending. Now comes Normalization.)
To: nickcarraway
Say what you will about Satan, but that’s a pretty memorable first impression to make when you’re trying to pick up ion a girl on a subway
18 posted on
03/05/2021 10:56:05 PM PST by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: nickcarraway
I would be so creeped out. Aargh!
19 posted on
03/05/2021 11:16:30 PM PST by
KittyKares
(I miss President Trump!)
To: nickcarraway
"You know what I'd do? I'd take that deal 'n' crawfish, then drill that ol' Devil in the ass."
20 posted on
03/05/2021 11:29:07 PM PST by
The MAGA-Deplorian
(Sarcasm. It's my only natural defense against stupidity)
To: nickcarraway
If he was pitching a pickup line, he should have texted...
“Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste”
22 posted on
03/06/2021 12:38:05 AM PST by
Flick Lives
(“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
To: nickcarraway
Satan could have score had he said “pleased to meet you...I hope you guess my name.”
26 posted on
03/06/2021 7:41:52 AM PST by
Clemenza
To: nickcarraway; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; ...
> dressed all in black, including a mask covering his entire face and his hood drawn tight.
A hoodie? IOW, the accuser is just a white racist. /rimshot
27 posted on
03/06/2021 12:10:55 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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