[Psalm 73]

I’m 40 miles from the shore and 650 feet above sea level. I’m good.

[PTBAA]

“I’m 40 miles from the shore and 650 feet above sea level. I’m good.”

With a little patience, beachfront property will be yours.

[PAR35]

I’m 40 miles from the shore and 650 feet above sea level. I’m good.

Don't be so sure of that. Odessa Texas used to be under the ocean, and it's now at 2700 feet above sea level. So if it goes underwater again, you're in pretty deep. You probably need to move to Denver to be safe. Or book a tropical resort on Vinson Massif in Antarctica.

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

I’m 40 miles from the shore and 650 feet above sea level. I’m good.

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Screw you and your elevation privilege. /sarc

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Uh oh...I’m only FOUR miles from the shore and 125 feet above sea level. Now I’m worried. Thanks for ruining my day!

[Fai Mao]

I’m 74 miles from the shore and 63 feet above sea level.

Yeah, Houston is that low and that flat!