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How did this guy get out of Florida?

How many time can you use this before your boss get's suspicious?

1 posted on 02/22/2021 11:07:52 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

“two masked men had kidnapped him”

That’s absurd! It had to be two white supremacist veterans wearing red MAGA hats screaming about the election and insurrection.


2 posted on 02/22/2021 11:12:13 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (Life is short, and work long, opportunity fleeting, experiments dangerous, and judgment hard)
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Probably because his 5 grannies, 7 mothers, and 12 daddies had already had their funerals and the boss was getting suspicious.

/s


3 posted on 02/22/2021 11:17:58 AM PST by Spirit of Liberty (Jesus said 'I am the Light of the world'. ~ John 8:12)
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If you’d rather lie in a dirt ditch with an old handkerchief stuffed into your mouth, your hands tied painfully behind you, and get roughed up to make it look good just to get out of going to work, maybe it’s time to look for another job.


4 posted on 02/22/2021 11:20:50 AM PST by FrdmLvr
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To: nickcarraway

Well, if you worked at The Coolidge Underwear Recycling Plant, you might need a day off, too.


5 posted on 02/22/2021 11:27:09 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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Has to be a Democrat, wanting out of work so bad.


6 posted on 02/22/2021 11:28:21 AM PST by Obadiah
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Oh come on! Hasn't everyone at least considered doing this on at least one Monday of their working life?
7 posted on 02/22/2021 11:40:00 AM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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Brandon SoulesSmollett

FTFW
8 posted on 02/22/2021 11:52:58 AM PST by Carpe Cerevisi
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Probably a heavy drug user.


9 posted on 02/22/2021 11:55:18 AM PST by Vision (Elections are one day. Reject "Chicago" vote harvesting. Election Reform Now. Obama is an evildoer.)
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To: nickcarraway

Why didn’t he just quit his job?


10 posted on 02/22/2021 11:57:23 AM PST by Captain Peter Blood (https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3804407/posts?q=1&;page)
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To: nickcarraway

I have heard that a good Cop can usually tell when someone is lying. This guy spent all this time creating an elaborate
lie, when he should have just quit his job.
Stop reading those Tom Sawyer stories on Kindle!

**At first I thought the article said he was found with a Banana in his mouth. I thought, somebody is going to say that was a ‘racist’ thing to do.//


11 posted on 02/22/2021 12:38:11 PM PST by lee martell
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Always worked for me. Just had to be careful though. Don’t do it more than once a week...people will get wise.


14 posted on 02/22/2021 1:55:51 PM PST by moovova (Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
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A banana in his mouth?

was somebody trying to Smolett?


15 posted on 02/22/2021 3:58:49 PM PST by blueplum ("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017) )
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