How did this guy get out of Florida?
How many time can you use this before your boss get's suspicious?
To: nickcarraway
“two masked men had kidnapped him”
That’s absurd! It had to be two white supremacist veterans wearing red MAGA hats screaming about the election and insurrection.
2 posted on
02/22/2021 11:12:13 AM PST by
ProtectOurFreedom
(Life is short, and work long, opportunity fleeting, experiments dangerous, and judgment hard)
To: nickcarraway
Probably because his 5 grannies, 7 mothers, and 12 daddies had already had their funerals and the boss was getting suspicious.
/s
3 posted on
02/22/2021 11:17:58 AM PST by
Spirit of Liberty
(Jesus said 'I am the Light of the world'. ~ John 8:12)
To: nickcarraway
If you’d rather lie in a dirt ditch with an old handkerchief stuffed into your mouth, your hands tied painfully behind you, and get roughed up to make it look good just to get out of going to work, maybe it’s time to look for another job.
4 posted on
02/22/2021 11:20:50 AM PST by
FrdmLvr
To: nickcarraway
Well, if you worked at The Coolidge Underwear Recycling Plant, you might need a day off, too.
5 posted on
02/22/2021 11:27:09 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: nickcarraway
Has to be a Democrat, wanting out of work so bad.
6 posted on
02/22/2021 11:28:21 AM PST by
Obadiah
To: nickcarraway
Oh come on! Hasn't everyone at least considered doing this on at least one Monday of their working life?
7 posted on
02/22/2021 11:40:00 AM PST by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: nickcarraway
Brandon SoulesSmollett
FTFW
To: nickcarraway
Probably a heavy drug user.
9 posted on
02/22/2021 11:55:18 AM PST by
Vision
(Elections are one day. Reject "Chicago" vote harvesting. Election Reform Now. Obama is an evildoer.)
To: nickcarraway
Why didn’t he just quit his job?
10 posted on
02/22/2021 11:57:23 AM PST by
Captain Peter Blood
(https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3804407/posts?q=1&;page)
To: nickcarraway
I have heard that a good Cop can usually tell when someone is lying. This guy spent all this time creating an elaborate
lie, when he should have just quit his job.
Stop reading those Tom Sawyer stories on Kindle!
**At first I thought the article said he was found with a Banana in his mouth. I thought, somebody is going to say that was a ‘racist’ thing to do.//
To: nickcarraway
Always worked for me. Just had to be careful though. Don’t do it more than once a week...people will get wise.
14 posted on
02/22/2021 1:55:51 PM PST by
moovova
(Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
To: nickcarraway
A banana in his mouth?
was somebody trying to Smolett?
15 posted on
02/22/2021 3:58:49 PM PST by
blueplum
("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017) )
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