How did this guy get out of Florida?
How many time can you use this before your boss get's suspicious?
Posted on 02/22/2021 11:07:52 AM PST by nickcarraway
What at first seemed like an alarming kidnapping is now being treated as a hoax.
On Feb. 10, police responded to reports and found a man, Brandon Soules, near the Coolidge water tower with his hands bound behind his back with a belt and a bandana stuffed in his mouth.
Soules originally told police that two masked men had kidnapped him, hit his head and knocked him unconsciousness. Soules went on to say they had driven him around in a vehicle before leaving him where he was found, in the area of First Street and Northern Avenue.
After Coolidge detectives conducted an extensive investigation, they found evidence showing Soule’s story was fabricated and no kidnapping or assault occurred.
Soules was arrested on Feb. 17 for false reporting to police and reportedly admitted during an interview that he made up the story as an excuse to get out of work.
How did this guy get out of Florida?
How many time can you use this before your boss get's suspicious?
“two masked men had kidnapped him”
That’s absurd! It had to be two white supremacist veterans wearing red MAGA hats screaming about the election and insurrection.
Probably because his 5 grannies, 7 mothers, and 12 daddies had already had their funerals and the boss was getting suspicious.
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If you’d rather lie in a dirt ditch with an old handkerchief stuffed into your mouth, your hands tied painfully behind you, and get roughed up to make it look good just to get out of going to work, maybe it’s time to look for another job.
Well, if you worked at The Coolidge Underwear Recycling Plant, you might need a day off, too.
Has to be a Democrat, wanting out of work so bad.
Probably a heavy drug user.
Why didn’t he just quit his job?
I have heard that a good Cop can usually tell when someone is lying. This guy spent all this time creating an elaborate
lie, when he should have just quit his job.
Stop reading those Tom Sawyer stories on Kindle!
**At first I thought the article said he was found with a Banana in his mouth. I thought, somebody is going to say that was a ‘racist’ thing to do.//
If you quit your job can you still get unemployment insurance? If not it’s better to just cuss out your supervisor until he/she finally has enough and throws you out the door. Certainly more intelligent than faking multiple felonies and filing false police reports.
Always worked for me. Just had to be careful though. Don’t do it more than once a week...people will get wise.
A banana in his mouth?
was somebody trying to Smolett?
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