I love anchovies on my pizza. Order them and you get to eat the whole thing yourself.

It's a good thing we don't go out for pizza together, cause we'd have to learn to share! Heck, I even have cans of anchovy stocked in my refrigerator Just In Case They Forget The Anchovies.
heheh! My wife gave me chocolate and a little tin of fish for Valentine's Day.
“I love anchovies on my pizza. Order them and you get to eat the whole thing yourself”
Exactly right! I love anchovies, but no body else around me family or friends do. Suckers.