A few things. Is sidebar moderator like the king of the mods? I've never seen him/her before.
Second, Chase seems convinced that his so-called derp state expertise about Secret Service pins is somehow relevant and wanted. You know, I watched everybody struggling with the identity of Biden's Asian body man.
It took me three seconds to google him up and it was being discussed all across the internet. I as curious why it took our thread and team of expert researchers so long to figure out who he was and Chase's 'pin' expertise was unecessary.
And on that, the nub troll claims to have worked for the Treasury Department during the Reagan administration, as if the association with the third greatest President of all times guarantees that he couldn't possibly be a derp.
That's hardly the case. As we now know, derps have infiltrated every facet of government and American life for a very long time. I'm offended that this derp troll would attach himself to Ronald Reagan and use him as cover for his derpish activities.
Anyway, I'm recently sprung. I musta had to do an extra day for bad behavior or somethin'.
Fight on, my fellows.

Welcome back.
Welcome back! I missed you bigly-—as always!