Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly explodes in UK woman’s home

New York Post ^ | Yaron Steinbuch

[GQuagmire]

A “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle that the actress peddles on Goop exploded into flames in the living room of a UK woman who won the odoriferous product in a quiz, the Sun reported.

“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” Jody Thompson, 50, told the outlet.

[Vigilanteman]

Used that one back in high school when we had a Limerick Club. THe winner was the first to make everybody else giggle. Sorry, I couldn’t resist dusting it off.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

“Show us your exploding vagina trick!”

[Jrabbit]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[deport]

It is a good one. Worth the dusting at least for me.

[deadrock]

And a supersonic ping pong ball shattered the living room window.

[bravo whiskey]

I thought Lindsay Lohan had the self proclaimed fire crotch.

[Clemenza]

Does it smell like Goat Cheese or Tuna?

[GreyFriar]

what kind of sicko would want to smell her cvnt?

[AmericanMermaid]

Disgusting product, like the actress and invented it.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Low tide.

[the OlLine Rebel]

Just disgusting.

This society deserves total wrath of God. Started by the very immoral miscreants who subject us to their tyranny of “niceness”.

Why would this woman want to win such a disgusting, profligate thing anyway?

[fhayek]

I want to, I really want to...but today, I think I will defer...

I mean, I was going to say her next candle would be called "stench from the wench" - guaranteed to be less likely to explode...but no, not going there.

[Albion Wilde]

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

[Albion Wilde]

The vast majority of Republican senators should have this candle on display in their offices - with the label.

You just won the thread!

[dynachrome]

Very good!

[dynachrome]

Friction caused it to heat up during use...

[CodeToad]

So, that candles needs washing before being lit?

[campaignPete R-CT]

Hope the dental pain has subsided.

Gen Hyten is confident

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsDHd-AW4AQE1M3?format=jpg&name=medium

Vice chair JCS
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_E._Hyten

[Responsibility2nd]

I hate it when vaginas explode.

Just. Hate. It.

[freeandfreezing]

Not good to carry about while walking through the woods.

Not necessarily. I heard some guy who got one that fell out of a shipment in his truck used it to ward off a couple of bears that were ready to tear up his campsite.